"30 Times Video"

30 Times Video

I've watched this video for 30 Times. So I named it like that lo...

Caution: The following content may laugh your ass out. -Ms.Su

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Penis Rules

Epic Fail Evil Genius Mastermind..

I am The Evil Genius Mastermind!

Of course..

Every Evil Genius Mastermind needed his own Secret Weapons and Tools...

This is one of the basic simple rules to Conquering The Universe!

And so!

I've created this Bomb not long after that 'INCIDENT'...

And him...who thought he have escaped...taking all those glorious victories...

No one shall ever escape from my Wrath...

And now...I would like to use this opportunity!

I would really like to congratulate that fellow!

Because this BOMB is a GIFT!

And this GIFT was especially made for him...

This BOMB would definitely set off the fireworks of his life!

Sparkling the sparks !

And taking out all those accomplices of his!



Holding my DETONATOR!

Screaming: "DIE, SCUMS!"




Before I could set off the ignition..

And then.........

You've appeared.......

Why would you appeared.....


You should know that how much I despite each of everyone of them...

I've wanted to let them suffer just enough before they cried for the last time before they were blown off away from the face of the Earth...


WHY...

WHY...

WHY...

WHY...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...


Why did I let go the DETONATOR in my hand...

Why...

I knows the answer deep inside my heart...

Because...




I would never wanted to hurt you anymore again...




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And so...Once again...The day is saved...Thanks to...

Update update..

-Monday-

It was a usual lunch break for me...

Was walking back to my class...

And then...received a call from my mom...

In that phone call...

She was asking "nonsense" about my current situation...

And then...

The news were break down to me...

"Your Ah Gong just pass away..."

I almost threw up my lunch...


And then...took me a while to calm down...

Went back to class...

I can't smile or joke anymore as usual...

Was trying really hard not to cry anymore...

Someone asked...

I answered them:

"My grandfather just passed away."

Then...I couldn't help it...

Crying was the only solution to heal my broken heart...



-Wednesday-

That day only 3 hours class...

12pm till 3pm...

I took the bus to college everyday...

And have to spend Rm13.50 for the whole journey...

So...Mom allows me to drive the car to college...

And she followed...along with my relatives...

They went to shopping after I've dropped myself at college...

On my way home...

I was being "safety-first"...

So...kena people honk at the back...

Mercedes also...very big meh?

Quite pissed off that moment...

Then Mom asked me to speed up...

I straight away stomped the gas pedal...


110 km/h

Mom: "Ya, around this speed can edi."


130 km/h

Mom: "No need drive so fast la, no car edi."


150 km/h

Mom and Relatives began to scream at the back...


165 km/h

Got slapped in the face...forced to slow down...


My personal achievement of the year...

165 km/h...

Hohohoho...



-Friday-

"My Prized Possession"

My English lecturer, Ms. Joanna...

Asked us to write a paragraph about our prized possession...

My mind was blank...

No Ideas At All!

Then...my jacket's sleeves were up...

Noticed something on my wrist...

And then I wrote about it...

Ms.Joanna read my paper...

And gave me a very good comment...

"Very good, keep up with it!"

Damn happy that moment...

XD





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Update lo...

The Suffering Has Come To An End

"Ah Sun..."

( 'grandchild' in english )

I will never have the chance to hear you calling me like that anymore...

Friday...

Will be the last day...

I will ever see your gentle face again...

You have left...

It happened...

But...

Deep inside my soul...

I still have you...

You will never leave me...

It was a wedding dinner that day...

You were fussing about how you look...

But...

To me...

You were the most gorgeous ever looking man that night...

I'm not a good looking person...

That's why I don't take picture of myself that often...

And it took me a while to bring up my courage that day...

I asked my mom to take that picture...

It was the first picture...

Standing right beside you...

I'm glad I've taken that picture...

And now...It will the last too...

Just to let you know...

I'm going to keep this picture safe...

It's a Memory to me now...

And I'm taking this Memory with me everywhere...

Though you have gone...

But my Love for you shall never ends...

Eternity...

Rest in Peace now...

For you have suffered a lot...

My Beloved Ah Gong...

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I love you. Ah Gong.

Maid For Rent~

-JOB INTERVIEWING-


"So, your name is Go Ting Song?"


"That is correct, sir"


"Is there any other names would you like me to refer as?"


"Dustin is fine"


"Very well, Dustin, how would you describe yourself in cleaning?"

"OOoo~ I'm very good at it, people in my home place used to call me Dust-minator!"

"Dust-minator?"


"Yah, I terminates...the dusts..."


"Errr...right...let's carr "


"Oh, I'm publishing my book as well, specially for house-maid guidance, is call 'EAT MY DUST' which will be releasing in November this year."


"Yes, yes, I'm very impressed...let us carry "


"Oh oh! I even made a song for house cleaning, is called Dust Dust Go Away~"


"Alright, that's enough! Let us CARRY ON WITH THE JOB INTERVIEW!"

"O...k..."

"I need you to answer a few questions, in SHORT AND SIMPLE!"


"Err...k?"


"So...do you do the dishes?"


"DJ usually plays music with the dishes I cleaned"


"How are you with pets?"


"Hahahaha...I even have a license for working in a pet care centre, here, let me show you"


"NO! is ok! Keep IT! How about kids?"


"OOOooo~ I love kids~ I treated them as my own children~"


"Err...don't...do that...like them...but don't treat them as your own children..."


"How about....The Naughty Ones?"


"Hahahaha...sir...I believed...I know no such petty word 'NAUGHTY' in my dictionary"




"Very well, you hired"


"YEEEEeeeeEEEeeEEESSssssSSSsssSS!"


"Now, I want you to go to this family as your first task"


"Leave it to me...boss..."

"Don't ever...do that again"

"Ok.."






When I reached that place..

A word popped out...


"WAAAAADEEEEEFAAAAARK"

Is my aunt place...


















And I'm supposed to help clean up the WHOLE house....

I did most of it...cause...she has a sprain in her waist...







A clumsy fellow like me...was asked to wiped every vase...














Her place...Is...Huge...













I was taking a break...having my drinks...having my chocolate....and then....she keeps staring at me...or my chocolate?




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Who wan hire me? Cheap cheap~

Me and You, Love

This is a vow...

For everything that I've done to you...

Those who are reading this very post...shall be the witnesses...



Things got quite fuck up lately...

Nothing much I was able to accomplish...

Except for getting depressed in my dream corner...

They've told me...

"We're going to be friends forever!"...

Turn out to be a scam...

I'm so lonely again...

Feeling so cold out there...

Feeling so left out of my space now...

And then...

I've met you...

You were always there...

In the same dark spot...

You've been waiting for me...

But I've never been there for you as you have been waiting for me...

My feelings for you are strong...





But action speaks louder than words...

I've decided to take my actions now...

On that night...

I put you into my arms...

What I can think of was...

"My God"

Your scent...

Is a new addictions to me now...





I can't help myself...

But to undress you...your elegant red dress...

To taste everything of you...

At that very moment...

You have completely melted my soul...


I Love You...






















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I love Kit Kat~

Sunway Pyramid!

"Hey, I couldn't book the ticket for Final Destination 4"

"Thank Goodness! Oh my god! Do you know how nervous was I when you all decided to watch that creep movie? That movie was a terror, I tell you! Oh my god! Do you know that those people died terribly everytime? Oh my god! Their flesh splatted everywhere! And I MEAN EVERYWHERE! Gross! Especially the previous one! Final Destination 3! Dude! Oh my god! Ewwww! There were these 2 girls who were actually burned alive! And there was one who was being nailed alive! Oh my god...terrible...oh my god! And do you know that I always hated watching people being torn apart? Oh My God! Riiiiiiiiiiip! Oh My god! Oh my god....so what are we going to watch next? Oh my god...it still freaks me out remembering myself watching the whole 3 series....gruesome...Oh My God..."

"Oh, right, whatever, just wanted to tell you that we booked Final Destination 4 in 3D"

"Fuck"

Watching that movie alone wasn't enough for them...still in 3D...

Me...Kian Ann...Guang Jian...Kwan Yang ( i dunno how to spell his name... )

We've spent Rm18 each...for the 3D price...

I was trembling a bit when we were in our seat...flashing back the previous Final Destination series...

Four of us were trembling a bit...even it was the advertisement starting only...

And then the movie started...



AFTER 1 HOUR AND 10 MINUTES


The four jokers came out from the movie...

We were joking all the way...

"Hey! Look out! You might strangle yourself with those toilet tissue papers!"

"SHIT! Don't! That air-cond could be broken and shoots out the engine inside, slicing your head off!

OH MY GOD!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?????

I'VE ACTUALLY SPENT RM18 FOR THE CRAPPIEST HORROR MOVIE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE HISTORY!

EVEN "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" CAN BE MORE TERRIFYING THAN THIS MOVIE!


RATINGS: 0.5 / 5


THE WHOLE DEATH SCENES WERE LIKE....

"WHAT THE F**K!"

Here, these are some pictures we've taken in the cinema...






















The smile on our face could tell you that how much of a joke watching this crap movie...


Haih...yeah...actually the main reason we came to Sunway...we actually came for the BATTLEGROUND show!

Yeah! This is my first time to attend this live show!

A lot of audiences there...crowdy...

A lot of cuties...happy....

A lot of participating teams...walao...132 teams...

And most of them are really...not so good...

But the previous champion shows up too!

ECX!

And they sucks a lot now...even the judges mentioned...

We joined up with Chris, Jackson and Angel there...Chris was performing too...but we missed it...

WHY?


Ask that joke movie of the century...

After that...around 4pm...2 hours standing...watching...we went to ICIBAN RAMEN!


Rm17...chicken katsu set...

Really stuffing...suffered...

And behind us...one of the member of ECX...























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Oh My God, Oh My God!

Streamyx..

Finally...T.T

Internet in my home...T.T

Never felt this happy before...T.T

It was Streamyx...

Thought it wasn't P1...hehe...felt a bit traitorous...

And for now...

I'm so HAPPY!

Go do assignment first...


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