How To Train Your Dragon

"Don't so childish lah, watch this kind of show"

"How old edi..."

"I rather watch Alvin and The Chipmunks 2"



I dare you all say one more time again...

I confirm chase you...

And with a knife...

And then I will kill you...

And then I will cut your head...

And then I will sell it in E-Bay for only RM1...




Went to watch that movie yesterday, wanted to blog about it after the show...

But mom were using my laptop for PPS for her taiwan drama again...



ANYWAY!!!

Back to the movie!


Good.

This movie is just plain damn good.

Or maybe is just plain damn fucking good.

The word "fucking" is suppose to enhance the atmosphere of how serious I am about how good this movie is...



So! How good is this movie??


This movie is so good until,

I'll do the dragon dance.


This movie is so good until,

I'll attach a pair of wings on my hamsters, teach them how to fly like a dragon.


This movie is so good until,

I'll say : "真的。。没有骗你。。"


This movie is so good until,

I'll say "Noob" when I see James Cameron.


This movie is so good until,

I'll not wear Avatar T-shirt anymore.


This movie is so good until,

Titanic can go back drink susu edi.


The movie is so good until,

I'll stop complaining how ugly and how badly Rihanna sings. For one day.





Yes, not joking, this is how good the movie is.

Awesome Graphich.

Awesome Plot.

Awesome Voice Acting.

Awesome Script.

Awesomephenomatically Cute Dragon - Toothless!


Awesome, awesome, awesome.



The story is about...


Boy meet Dragon...Dragon meet boy...

They like each other...

Play with each other...

One stormy night...

They decided to "heat things up"...

They broke the "law of nature"...

After 9 months...

The dragon born half human and half dragon babies...

And they lived happily ever after...




Nope...that's right...

Another sick joke...

Why would I spoil such a good movie to you...

Silly you...




ANYWAY!

Ratings overview from the great me.

8.5/ 10



What happened to the last 1.5?

Because!


They should make this movie longer...

Got a part where they really dissappointed my expectations...



BUT STILL!!

GOOD MOVIE!!!

GO GO GO GO WATCH!

A new world please...

I hate it...

Everytime I'd have to wait 30 minutes for you guys to show up...

You told me to come...yet...you guys haven't show up...

Sent you a text...you said "coming edi"...

Waited for 10 minutes...I've realized that your "coming edi" is a bullshit...

Waited for another 10 minutes...I've come to realize that I'd never join you guys anymore...

B'cause everytime you guys showed up...is always the same...

All fucking same...

Excuses...excuses....excuses.....

This is not the first time...





I hate it...

We have to care for their thoughts and feelings...

Everyone have to be sensitive...to him...and to her...

Get the right topic to start a conversation...

We can't speak as how we feel...

B'cause you don't want to offend the others...

And then...

We all shall...carry on with the performance...

Act naturally...

Be a puppet...make them happy...

That's how you get them to like you...

I'm really lazy edi...

I will never be as good as you guys in acting...




I hate it...

I've changed...

They still think it wasn't enough...

I've changed...again...

They still complain...again...

Only a robot is perfect...systemactic...

But I'm not a robot...please stop causing noice pollutions...

I really don't understand you people...and will never understand...

No more connections with people would be much easier...

“表演”

随着Isaac Shepard 的琴谱弹。。

我听到的，不是音乐。。

而是一篇感人的故事。。

绘画了这么多卡通人物。。

这不是兴趣，是“羡慕”。。

英雄总是被人崇拜。。

晚上发个短讯给你。。

我无聊，关心你。。

起码，这四秒你会想起我。。

“老兄，来根烟吧”

我没有压力。。

只是想逃到另一个“空间”。。

这世界好复杂。。

他们都说我更复杂。。

算了。。

躲在房间的角落里。。

想想我的下一个“表演”。。

烦

是不是每个人说话都那么直接。。

还是。。是我想太多了？

是不是每个人在开个“小玩笑”。。

还是。。是我玩不起？

是不是每个好人都死了。。

还是。。是我太挑剔？

是不是每颗星星都选择月亮。。

还是。。是我选择孤独？

谁对。。

更是谁错。。

不管了。。

从来没人都想尝试去了解过。。

总觉得。。

心在动跳着。。

“砰，砰” 跳动。。

烦。。

烦。。

烦。。烦。。

烦。。烦。。烦。。

好烦。。

超烦。。

心死了。。

总觉得世界。。

终于平静了。。

Time To Change edi...

I have no life at all...

16 hours sit in front of laptop...



Cannot stay this way any longer...

Must change...



No more Dota...

Enough is enough...



I must act like my age...

Be more responsible...




END:
Please grow up...