Lee Sek Hon a.k.a Bryan Lee

I met him since from form 2...so...almost 5 years until now...

Good points about him....

1.Eng Dao (Good-Looking)

2.Friendly

3.Caring...in a way...


Best of all! He'd brighten up my day!

So...why would mention him in my blog in this particular post...

This is how the story goes...


After work in Jusco...

My cousins came and pick me up...

Then we went to the supermarket...

To get a few stuffs...

And then...

I saw a fellow...

DAMN FAMILIAR...

THIS FELLOW....

Sitting over a table

Whole body leaning on the table...

Staring blankly on the floor...

Mouth opened widely...

His look really really really...

Almost made me laugh my butt....

I even hesistated if I should call his name...

And then I did...

But he delayed 2 seconds to respond me...

HAHAHA!

He must be really really tired at that time...



I keep laughing all the way to the supermarket...hahaha :P

Anyway, it was great seeing him again...

There wasn't any contacts between him and me...for around 5 months liao...

Hahahaha....damn cute, that fellow!





END:
THANK YOU SEK HON, FOR MAKING A GREAT DAY FOR ME!

Tuesday...I met CURRY-MAN...

Tuesday...worst day of my entire life...

So...what so unlucky about that day?


Waiting 1 hour for a bus?


Traffic jams all the way?


Can't find any seats in bus?


Huge crowd in the bus?


SMALL MATTER!

Used to it edi la...I don't care so much about it anymore....

So...I got onto the bus....stand in the bus...go through every traffic jams...pack with other people...

AND THEN....

A guy...stand next to me....

After a few seconds...the "trouble" appeared edi...



WALAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT A$$HOLE SMELLS LIKE JAPANESE CURRY!!!!!!!!!!

F**K YOUUUU!!!!!!!

F**KING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

F**K YOUUUU!!!!!!!

PLEASE GO SHOWERRRR LAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OI!!!!!!!!!


So...basically...what really tickled off my nerves....

Morning...only eat bread....

Afternoon...roti kosong satu...

Was about to go home and have my dinner....


THAT CURRY-MAN MAKES ME FEEL LIKE VOMITTING AND VERY HUNGRY AT SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THE WORST PART IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE LIFT UP BOTH HIS ARMS, SHOWING HIS "DELICIOUS" ARMPIT TO ME!!!!

AND STANDING SO F**KING CLOSE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WALAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW LONG YOU DIDN'T SHOWER LIAO, BROTHER????!!!!!!!





END:
F**K YOU, CURRY-MAN!!!!!!

SAW!!!!!




I saw Saw, the movie,


Which saw the victims badly,


Before the victims could saw who saw them,


With a saw. :D





Yes...I started watching Saw movie series 2 days ago...

Came back from college...

Tired...went to on PPS...

Then I saw quite a lot people recommend and gave good ratings for this movie...



At first...I thought this was another simple plain pscycho movie...

And I wasn't really dare to watch it alone....



Then...after 1 hour and 48 minutes watching SAW...

I straight away and go find SAW II...



All I can say about SAW is...

THIS MOVIE IS SO PLAIN DAMN PSCYCHO F***KING GOOD!



The story or plot are actually...

There's an old man, John....

The genius ,mastermind, guru of life and a man stood by his justice...T.T


But actually he's the so-called "Bad Guy" in the movie...


But to me...he's the "Good Guy"...

Cause...he kidnaps all those "Bad Guys" and let them played his game...

The main idea for the games are...


Treasure, appreciate and fully use your life...

And his games...all of them still give chances for them to live and survive...

With a little bit of pain...hehe...



SEE!

OMG!

JOHN!

HE'S THE "GOOD GUY", RIGHT??

HIS WAYS OF TEACHING!


HE'S A REAL GURU OF LIFE!



In conclusion...SAW....really good...must watch...

But PPS don't have series 4 and 6...

Who got CD...please pinjam pinjam...



END:
I Love You, JOHN!

Exam a.......

Yeap....

Started my first exam yesterday...

Communication English..

Ok...Ok....

I think it should be a "no-problemmy"...

Except for the essay....


Wakao...

I asked 70% of my whole class: "which topic you have chosen for your essay?"

And 60% answer came back...all wrote the same topic....


Nabeeeeeeeeeeh a......

I read some of their essays before...their level is a whole different level from me...


Nabeeeeeeeeeeh a.....

My essay dunno how edi....haih.....


Haih...nvm about this anymore...tomorrow's going to be Mass Communication...

Hope I'll do fine...though I didn't really put much effort in it...haha...


And....

YEAAAAAH~~


A lot of good movies finally coming~~~~~~


FINALLY!


Cause...movies these few weeks....damn terrible....

But...all those good ones are finally coming~~~


WEEEEE~~~




END:
Essaaaay a.....

W.T.F

When I named the title as W.T.F...

Surely...

You guys really need to clean up your dirty thoughts, man...


Haha...it's been a while for me already...since the last time I updated my blog...


Yeap, I'm doing fine and doing okay!

Recently, good things happened!

Which is...rarely for me...*sigh*


Alright, first of all...doing great in my studies...I like my new college now...

Everything and everyone there are awesome! NICE!


Secondly...I'm back to good buddies with my old friend again...

I kinda miss him though..during that time...


LASTLY! WOOT! IS MY MAIN TITLE!

Hahaha!

I named it as!


Work

Time

Fun

(Is a name of a game...but i'll just it anyway)


Really like my new job...T.T...it's wonderful...

Working as a Sony Promoter...

Benefits...T.T


First, Get to watch a loooooot of movies....T.T

Secondly, my boss....T.T

Really need to give kudos for my boss and his whole generation...He has a lot of children...but I'm not if he's the father...haha....he has a lot of daughters....and all of them....preeeeetty :D


Hahaha...for some reason....I felt like I've upgraded into a whole new level of pervert...hahaha...

And yea...

Watched "The Knowing"...and "2012" today...

After watching them...

I felt that...


Earth is pretty soon to be screwed...



END:
Should I screw a chick before the Earth screwed me? :D

Screw you, you and you...

FUCKING PISSED...


Reason?

It's simple...plain old ruthless me complaining about this and that again...

So..

I'm putting everything in...

Indirectly, short and simple now...




FUCK YOU ALL!! YOU THINK IS CHEAP IS IT??


WHOEVER PLANNED THIS WHOLE SHIT UP!


IS A FUCKING-RETARTED-NUMBSKULL FELLOW WITH A BIG PILE OF DOLLAR!


And my point is...you got money...your problem...


Not everyone is a rich-fag like you...


So...screw yourself, your plan...and along with your money....


And screw the other "you" too....


Please la....


Make use of your pea-sized brain....


We're not as rich as you...and don't drag others into your shit-hole as well...


People don't want go...But you still "force" them go (in a way)...


*Sigh*....got so fucking pissed everytime trying not to think about it...






END:
Fucking Brainless-Rich-FAG...

SUNDAY SUSHI~

Parents brought me to a buffet!

It's HEAVEN to be precisely~

JAPANESE FOOD BUFFET!!!

It's been almost a year since I touched them....haih....

Well, due to tomorrow...I'm the Boss...so I asked to bring me to there...

Hahahahaha...

EVIL SEED I AM!



So, basically!

If anyone of you wants to bring me to a Japanese Feast!

You must at least meet the requirement of one of these 2 facts!

BE SURE TO BRING ME TO A BUFFET!

Or

YOU MUST BE SUPER RICH TO TREAT ME TO A JAPANESE FEAST!



I'm a huge sucker for japanese foods...

If I were given the option to save a human live or have a free japanese meal...

Of course...I would definitely choose the japanese meal...I'm serious...


So, in-case you can't tell how scary I am in it...

Here's a few pics... :D



































































































Of course...those were part of it....

I lazy upload other 5 pics... :D





END:
SUSHI SUNDAY~

Sorry...

Went to buy newspaper...

Received your sms...

When I read it...



Almost had a car accident...



I'm happy...

As in very very happy...

This is the second...



But...

Speechless...



I'm very confused...

I think...




I'm not capable of loving anymore...

I'm not capable to differentiate what is right or what is wrong...

I'm not sure I'm the one...

I'm not good enough for you...






END:
Sorry...

Durian Day

My dad came back from his work...

First thing I noticed about him...

He's holding a huge basket on each of his hand...



DURIAN!


Holy Mama...

It's like almost a year since I've touched this "drug"....

Yes...

I'm a serious durian addict...


Today...

Early in the morning wake up...

My beloved laptop switched on...

Went for a round of Dota with him...

And assignment-ing...

With a basket of ice-cold-yummy-super-creamy-deliciously-addictive durian beside me...


Without any further notices...


I actually had the durians as my breakfast and lunch....


If later dinner still hasn't confirmed...


I'm having durian for dinner....as well as my supper...


Durian a~

I love you~



END:
D24 is the best...

No reason

No reason...

No reason...

No reason...

No reason...

No reason...



I'm not happy at all...

Because I haven't come to the level of "accepting"...

That's what Scorpio people suck at...



The fact you've told me...

Nicely done...

I've been completely blown into smithereens...



No reason...

Don't ask me why...

I'm selfish, that's all...

I'm sorry...






















END:
I just can't accept it...

Gathering~

Let's us give them an applause they deserved!

Introducing you to Jia Kai, LiBin, and Li Le!

















Went to celebrate Mid Autumn Festival...

We were at Subang Jaya, Little Barly...

The drinks there...is a KILLER!

Definitely must order Sparkling Juice next time...

THE DRINK IS HUGE!

AND THE PRICE IS CHEAP! GOD DAMN IT!

Malaysia tomorrow going to snow edi...



For me...

As usual...

Once a week...

Must meet with them...

Will die without them...

Their wicked sense of humour...

I guarantee...Stress-Free!




And then we went back to Bukit Tinggi at around 1.38 AM...

Sit down at McD...

Jia Kai mentioned something about getting a pair of glasses edi...

Couldn't see clearly...

And then he borrowed LiBin's spec...

Asked me to take a photo...

Wants to see how he looks like in spec form... :D











"ENG DAO"













He's reading a book...

The book kinda reminded me of...

I went to look for her that day...hahaha...

Damn embarassing noob...





END:
I need their humour.

Pimp My Blog 2

Morning...11.20 A.M...

Went to check my up my blog...

Suddenly got bored of its theme...

So I've decided to change...

So...I kinda like this new one now...

The music really fits with the theme now...



I NEED EXPERTS' HELPS!

Having a bit trouble...

Noticed the title and the post title?

Somehow it wasn't fully shown...

Just drop in some comments see if you guys could help out...





END:
Thanks in advance.

CG - Ayumi Hamasaki

Today...

Almost got hit by vehicle...twice...



First...

Came down from bus...very tired....dying...walk across the street...

Too tired to notice a car, MYVI was coming to my direction...

I was very lucky...there was a pedestrian behind me...straight away pull me back...




Second...

Reached KL Sentral...it was 8.10 P.M...

Still dying...

Train has arrived...walk to the lane...mabuk-mabuk...

And then...almost slipped into the track lane...

Lucky again...someone pulled me again...



My bloody ass was saved twice...


I was bloody tiring today...


Reason...Computer Graphic Assignment...

I was up for 36 hours ++ to do it...didn't sleep at all...

Last 2 days already started with it....

But I did a lot...a lot....a lot details....so couldn't finish it...

Have to bring to college to finish it...

After I've finished...I was quite happy...judging from the picture...My Ayumi Hamasaki is almost the same like the Original Image...























ORIGINAL Ayumi






















My Ayumi







Before I've hand up my artwork...I've printed one extra for myself...as a collection...

Received a lot of good comments from my classmates and friends today...

Damn happy...my hardwork got pay off a bit...T.T

Tonight...I'm going to sleep for 36 hours ++...




END:
Bloody Tired...Nite...

"30 Times Video"

30 Times Video

I've watched this video for 30 Times. So I named it like that lo...

Caution: The following content may laugh your ass out. -Ms.Su

Watch the video at your own risk.




END:
Penis Rules

Epic Fail Evil Genius Mastermind..

I am The Evil Genius Mastermind!

Of course..

Every Evil Genius Mastermind needed his own Secret Weapons and Tools...

This is one of the basic simple rules to Conquering The Universe!

And so!

I've created this Bomb not long after that 'INCIDENT'...

And him...who thought he have escaped...taking all those glorious victories...

No one shall ever escape from my Wrath...

And now...I would like to use this opportunity!

I would really like to congratulate that fellow!

Because this BOMB is a GIFT!

And this GIFT was especially made for him...

This BOMB would definitely set off the fireworks of his life!

Sparkling the sparks !

And taking out all those accomplices of his!



Holding my DETONATOR!

Screaming: "DIE, SCUMS!"




Before I could set off the ignition..

And then.........

You've appeared.......

Why would you appeared.....


You should know that how much I despite each of everyone of them...

I've wanted to let them suffer just enough before they cried for the last time before they were blown off away from the face of the Earth...


WHY...

WHY...

WHY...

WHY...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...

Why...


Why did I let go the DETONATOR in my hand...

Why...

I knows the answer deep inside my heart...

Because...




I would never wanted to hurt you anymore again...




END
And so...Once again...The day is saved...Thanks to...


Update update..

-Monday-

It was a usual lunch break for me...

Was walking back to my class...

And then...received a call from my mom...

In that phone call...

She was asking "nonsense" about my current situation...

And then...

The news were break down to me...

"Your Ah Gong just pass away..."

I almost threw up my lunch...


And then...took me a while to calm down...

Went back to class...

I can't smile or joke anymore as usual...

Was trying really hard not to cry anymore...

Someone asked...

I answered them:

"My grandfather just passed away."

Then...I couldn't help it...

Crying was the only solution to heal my broken heart...



-Wednesday-

That day only 3 hours class...

12pm till 3pm...

I took the bus to college everyday...

And have to spend Rm13.50 for the whole journey...

So...Mom allows me to drive the car to college...

And she followed...along with my relatives...

They went to shopping after I've dropped myself at college...

On my way home...

I was being "safety-first"...

So...kena people honk at the back...

Mercedes also...very big meh?

Quite pissed off that moment...

Then Mom asked me to speed up...

I straight away stomped the gas pedal...


110 km/h

Mom: "Ya, around this speed can edi."


130 km/h

Mom: "No need drive so fast la, no car edi."


150 km/h

Mom and Relatives began to scream at the back...


165 km/h

Got slapped in the face...forced to slow down...


My personal achievement of the year...

165 km/h...

Hohohoho...



-Friday-

"My Prized Possession"

My English lecturer, Ms. Joanna...

Asked us to write a paragraph about our prized possession...

My mind was blank...

No Ideas At All!

Then...my jacket's sleeves were up...

Noticed something on my wrist...

And then I wrote about it...

Ms.Joanna read my paper...

And gave me a very good comment...

"Very good, keep up with it!"

Damn happy that moment...

XD





END:
Update lo...

The Suffering Has Come To An End



"Ah Sun..."

( 'grandchild' in english )




I will never have the chance to hear you calling me like that anymore...


Friday...
Will be the last day...

I will ever see your gentle face again...

You have left...

It happened...

But...

Deep inside my soul...

I still have you...

You will never leave me...







It was a wedding dinner that day...

You were fussing about how you look...

But...

To me...

You were the most gorgeous ever looking man that night...

I'm not a good looking person...

That's why I don't take picture of myself that often...

And it took me a while to bring up my courage that day...

I asked my mom to take that picture...

It was the first picture...

Standing right beside you...

I'm glad I've taken that picture...

And now...It will the last too...

Just to let you know...

I'm going to keep this picture safe...

It's a Memory to me now...

And I'm taking this Memory with me everywhere...

Though you have gone...

But my Love for you shall never ends...

Eternity...

Rest in Peace now...

For you have suffered a lot...

My Beloved Ah Gong...




















END:
I love you. Ah Gong.

Maid For Rent~

-JOB INTERVIEWING-


"So, your name is Go Ting Song?"


"That is correct, sir"


"Is there any other names would you like me to refer as?"


"Dustin is fine"


"Very well, Dustin, how would you describe yourself in cleaning?"

"OOoo~ I'm very good at it, people in my home place used to call me Dust-minator!"

"Dust-minator?"


"Yah, I terminates...the dusts..."


"Errr...right...let's carr "


"Oh, I'm publishing my book as well, specially for house-maid guidance, is call 'EAT MY DUST' which will be releasing in November this year."


"Yes, yes, I'm very impressed...let us carry "


"Oh oh! I even made a song for house cleaning, is called Dust Dust Go Away~"


"Alright, that's enough! Let us CARRY ON WITH THE JOB INTERVIEW!"

"O...k..."

"I need you to answer a few questions, in SHORT AND SIMPLE!"


"Err...k?"


"So...do you do the dishes?"


"DJ usually plays music with the dishes I cleaned"


"How are you with pets?"


"Hahahaha...I even have a license for working in a pet care centre, here, let me show you"


"NO! is ok! Keep IT! How about kids?"


"OOOooo~ I love kids~ I treated them as my own children~"


"Err...don't...do that...like them...but don't treat them as your own children..."


"How about....The Naughty Ones?"


"Hahahaha...sir...I believed...I know no such petty word 'NAUGHTY' in my dictionary"




"Very well, you hired"


"YEEEEeeeeEEEeeEEESSssssSSSsssSS!"


"Now, I want you to go to this family as your first task"


"Leave it to me...boss..."

"Don't ever...do that again"

"Ok.."






When I reached that place..

A word popped out...


"WAAAAADEEEEEFAAAAARK"

Is my aunt place...


















And I'm supposed to help clean up the WHOLE house....

I did most of it...cause...she has a sprain in her waist...







A clumsy fellow like me...was asked to wiped every vase...














Her place...Is...Huge...













I was taking a break...having my drinks...having my chocolate....and then....she keeps staring at me...or my chocolate?




END:
Who wan hire me? Cheap cheap~

Me and You, Love

This is a vow...

For everything that I've done to you...

Those who are reading this very post...shall be the witnesses...



Things got quite fuck up lately...

Nothing much I was able to accomplish...

Except for getting depressed in my dream corner...

They've told me...

"We're going to be friends forever!"...

Turn out to be a scam...





I'm so lonely again...

Feeling so cold out there...

Feeling so left out of my space now...




And then...

I've met you...

You were always there...

In the same dark spot...

You've been waiting for me...

But I've never been there for you as you have been waiting for me...

My feelings for you are strong...





But action speaks louder than words...

I've decided to take my actions now...

On that night...

I put you into my arms...

What I can think of was...

"My God"

Your scent...

Is a new addictions to me now...





I can't help myself...

But to undress you...your elegant red dress...

To taste everything of you...

At that very moment...

You have completely melted my soul...


I Love You...






















END:
I love Kit Kat~



Sunway Pyramid!

"Hey, I couldn't book the ticket for Final Destination 4"

"Thank Goodness! Oh my god! Do you know how nervous was I when you all decided to watch that creep movie? That movie was a terror, I tell you! Oh my god! Do you know that those people died terribly everytime? Oh my god! Their flesh splatted everywhere! And I MEAN EVERYWHERE! Gross! Especially the previous one! Final Destination 3! Dude! Oh my god! Ewwww! There were these 2 girls who were actually burned alive! And there was one who was being nailed alive! Oh my god...terrible...oh my god! And do you know that I always hated watching people being torn apart? Oh My God! Riiiiiiiiiiip! Oh My god! Oh my god....so what are we going to watch next? Oh my god...it still freaks me out remembering myself watching the whole 3 series....gruesome...Oh My God..."

"Oh, right, whatever, just wanted to tell you that we booked Final Destination 4 in 3D"

"Fuck"


Watching that movie alone wasn't enough for them...still in 3D...

Me...Kian Ann...Guang Jian...Kwan Yang ( i dunno how to spell his name... )

We've spent Rm18 each...for the 3D price...

I was trembling a bit when we were in our seat...flashing back the previous Final Destination series...

Four of us were trembling a bit...even it was the advertisement starting only...

And then the movie started...



AFTER 1 HOUR AND 10 MINUTES


The four jokers came out from the movie...

We were joking all the way...

"Hey! Look out! You might strangle yourself with those toilet tissue papers!"

"SHIT! Don't! That air-cond could be broken and shoots out the engine inside, slicing your head off!

OH MY GOD!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?????

I'VE ACTUALLY SPENT RM18 FOR THE CRAPPIEST HORROR MOVIE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE HISTORY!

EVEN "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" CAN BE MORE TERRIFYING THAN THIS MOVIE!


RATINGS: 0.5 / 5


THE WHOLE DEATH SCENES WERE LIKE....

"WHAT THE F**K!"

Here, these are some pictures we've taken in the cinema...






















The smile on our face could tell you that how much of a joke watching this crap movie...


Haih...yeah...actually the main reason we came to Sunway...we actually came for the BATTLEGROUND show!

Yeah! This is my first time to attend this live show!

A lot of audiences there...crowdy...

A lot of cuties...happy....

A lot of participating teams...walao...132 teams...

And most of them are really...not so good...

But the previous champion shows up too!

ECX!

And they sucks a lot now...even the judges mentioned...

We joined up with Chris, Jackson and Angel there...Chris was performing too...but we missed it...

WHY?


Ask that joke movie of the century...



















After that...around 4pm...2 hours standing...watching...we went to ICIBAN RAMEN!


Rm17...chicken katsu set...

Really stuffing...suffered...

And behind us...one of the member of ECX...























END:
Oh My God, Oh My God!

Streamyx..

Finally...T.T

Internet in my home...T.T

Never felt this happy before...T.T

It was Streamyx...

Thought it wasn't P1...hehe...felt a bit traitorous...

And for now...

I'm so HAPPY!

Go do assignment first...


END

G.I Joe

Yup...is Sunday...



And is a Movie Date...



And a date between me and JK...



And everytime we went to a movie...



I am the Movie-Rator !



Yes, people...I rate movies...



So obviously...I came up with the name...



Movie-Rator!



From the old classic movie..."The Terminator"...and in that movie...that big bad robot always say this...



"Come with me if you want to live..."



So...I guess I'm having the same quote too!



"Listen to my ratings if you want to live.."



Why listen to the ratings?



Cause some movies could really bores you to HELL!!!



So to Hell with you if you don't listen to my ratings!!!





So...



Today...



We watched G.I.Joe...



AND IS AWESOME! YEAH!



Though the graphics weren't that good...



But the whole story concepts were actually acceptable...



And in that...



You see NINJAS!





HAIIIYAAAHH!!!



KARATE CHOPPIES!!!



Omg...it was so awesome...man...



I'm so in love with that black suited ninja...



SNAKE EYE



But his name really...childish...



Same like his old foe as well...



STORM SHADOW?



Omg...can the director comes up with a more creative name? Pls?



Ya...so...I'd give 3.8 / 5 for this movie...



Not bad at all...





AFTER THE MOVIE



I went to Bar-B-Q Plaza with JK!



A really good restaurant for Meat-tarian!



Yeah...and I took a picture of him...




See how serious is him in food? Why so serious?

Sad Situations...

Looking at you in the corner...
Again...
Oh My God!
I'M SUCH A PERVERT!
Speechless...
We've chat...
Probably it wasn't much...
But still...
Able to hear your voices...
I was probably on drugs...
FLYING HIGH
I'm guessing...
The Feeling is real...
END.

Best Disney Pixar Movie Ever

Haven't seen JK for a while...

So...

Went for a movie with him yesterday...

UP


So if I'm going to rate this movie with the highest point is 5...

I'm going to give this movie...

A...

Plain...

Solid...

50 points...

I was about to cry badly after the movie ends...

The movie...wasn't exactly the comedy type I had in mind...

The whole storyline...terrific...

This movie was actually playing in the same way I've been thinking about for sometimes...and it's rather sad...

I'm going for the second time this weekend...

END

Driving Test...

Haih...

Went for my driving test today...


And...


I...


Got...


A...


F*CKING...


PASS!!!!!!!!!!


Really quite happy though...hehehe...

Yesterday...told a few friends about having the test today....

Some gave me encouragement...and I would like thank them...

But...

Some teased me...hehehe....

"SUCK MY TITS, BIT*HES!! XD "


YESTERDAY

I dreamt a lot in my sleep...

And all of them are ridiculously stupid...

All of them were about my driving test...

Really really ridiculous dream...

Mendaki bukit...Genting Highland...

"On the road" test...go race with other calon...must win only can pass...

I think maybe I'm very nervous about the test at that moment...


TODAY

Reached the driving place...around 10.25am...

Still F***king nervous...

Then I have to wait for 1 hour...

Then only reach my turn to get into the car ( And is a F***king lousy test-drive car...the "minyak pedal" lossen edi de... )

Then wait another 15 mins for other calon to "mendaki bukit"...

Until my turn edi...

Got F***king nervous...straight away drove the car from starting point over the bukit...until the end....

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...on that very moment....I thought...sure fail edi...can go die edi....



Then...Jesus spoke to me...


JPJ: "Go Ting Song?"

GTS: "Ya?"

JPJ: "Cuba sekali lagi."

GTS: "OMG! THANK YOU!"


And then...reached the 3-point turn part...

Almost fail...

CAUSES:


  1. Lack of concentration...
  2. Over-happy of passing the "mendaki bukit"...
  3. Lousy minyak pedal...
  4. Too nervous...
  5. That "Boss" is not smiling at me...

Of course...I've managed to control situation...

I reversed the car...

Almost...just almost touch the "LINE" edi...

Finishing reversing...

The whole car was like 37 degree narrow edi...

BUT!

Of course!

I've finished the 3 point turn...

With a big smile on my face... : )


And then...I parked that shit car...

Go take my result...

Then the "Boss" says:


JPJ: "Adoi...you begini cepat nak pergi mana?"

GTS: "Har?"

JPJ: "You sudah break record disini, tau?"

GTS: "Har?"

JPJ: "Tengok...you mula pada pukul 11.36am...habis pada pukul 11.40am"

GTS: "OMG!



OMG! I finished the whole thing in 4 mins or less then that!

After I've taken my results and report to the office...

Pass it to a lady...


JPJ: "Dik...you duduk sana sekejap ya...nanti akan sampai giliran you..."

GTS: "Ok..."


Then...looking at the time...

11.45pm...

OK! NVM! I WAIT!


12.30pm...

WTF! I thought sekejap only?


1pm...

"Calon-calon, sekalian boleh pergi kanteen sekarang, sudah sampai masa makan..nanti balik sini pukul 2 ya..."

OMG! F*** YOU!!!!!!!!

IS KUIH-TIME!!!!


I didn't went for my lunch...cause got so F***KING pissed off...

Speechless...

Then...reach until 2.20pm...

Get into the car...

SUDDENLY WHOLE MEMORY FLASHBACK!


FLASHBACK 1

Mr.Henry, my driving coach, a really funny man...friendly most of all...

Mr.H: "Don't worry, stay calm! The JPJ guy really friendly de!"

REALITY 1

That JPJ guy doesn't smile at all...

He doesn't even speak with me...


FLASHBACK 2

GTS: "Hmm...during my test...you think will have a rain fall ma?"

Mr.H: "Aiya! Don't Worry! The possibility is like 1% only! Just drive only! Don't worry!"

REALITY 2

Wa....starting to rain edi....

On the wiper...

It made some really annoying sounds...

It really bring the tensions between me and the JPJ fellow...


So...

After that...

Took my result...

Reached home...

4pm...

10.30am until 4pm...


F*CK UP SERVICES!!!!


END

H1N1?

Not feeling well today…

( I bet Dick Man is happy )

Sore throat yesterday…

Whole body is weakening, and serious runny nose today…

Mom told me to get in bed earlier yesterday…

So maybe I could get well enough by the second day…

So…

I’d listened to her…

Tried to get in bed…

But couldn’t get into my slumber…

Which…happened before…for quite sometimes…

I’ve been thinking too much yesterday…

Distracted me from getting “concentrating” in my sleep…

Cause…so much “things” happened yesterday…


TODAY

Went for consultations again...rode my bicycle there…

Under the hot weather…

Makes me feel even worse…

After taking a bit advice…

Went back home…dying…

Drank some water…ate the pill my mom asked me to…

By 1.47pm…received a call from Jia Kai…

Wow…this is a very touching moment for me…

It shows at least someone still cares for me…T.T

And then I’ve found out the reason he call…


BOOM!

“He’s waiting for the bus…nothing to do…so give me a call…”

Oh well…better than nothing…better than some “people”…I supposed…

And then we joke around it, about H1N1…

He said:

“Maybe you kena H1N1…don’t come near me or my family…”

“You’re halfway there…so…I guess you’re having H1…”

I laughed so hard about what he joked…

Then the sore throat has gotten worse…keep coughing like hell…

Then the “water” starts dripping more from my nose…due to the runny nose problem…

And then…


WOOT!

What’s this?

Really can’t differentiate the color…

Why the “water” from my nose is so “Pinkish”…

Like pouring RIBENA on your palm, that kind of color…

And then from the “RIBENA RED”…

It’s starting to turn into “CHERRY RED”…


OMG!!!

WTF MODE!

I got a FUCKING NOSE BLEED!


GOOD!

At least I’m dying in “not-so-painful mode”…

I’ve been worried so much about if I would die in these situations:

1. A robber stabs me a few times in the stomach…

2. Some Fucking drunkard run me over…

3. Trap in a burning building…

4. Some psycho serial killer kidnaps me and turns me into one of his “collection”…


Looks like I don’t have to worry much anymore… :D

( Now Dick Man Is Really Happy! )



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Screwed Up Situations...

Woot...

Haih...

Speechless...

Fking speechless...

I bet Dick Man is getting the pleasure the way he wanted...

Congrats...Tahniah...Gong Xi...

Haih...

Where do I begin...

I'm going to make the letters big...so you all would noticed...cause I've figured out much that you don't read the post much...

FIRSTLY

I never mentioned Teddy is Dick Man...and I guessed is either Teddy's friends or my friends only....please...everyone...read the previous post carefully...please...read the post carefully....before you start shooting me...really hurts in the...whole body...

SECONDLY

To Teddy...

Really sent an apologies message to you before...but you said you never received...so...officially apologizing to you right now...in this very post....

SORRY FOR EVERYTHING! I'D SCREWED UP BIG!

and Happy Birthday...

THIRDLY

To Shawn and Jonathan...

No need to call me...I've pretty much figured out why you two are calling since afternoon...both of your apologies are accepted...XD...having sore throat...so...lazy to pick up the call...can't talk much anyway...

LASTLY

To everyone...

Want to believe me or not...is basically up to you all...

I don't care much anymore...

Like a friend mentioned before...

No eye to see...



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Fun With MR.BIGDiCk...

Hello, everyone…

Back again…

But not with any new updates of my crappies…

Is a reply…

To Mr.BIGDiCk…but I would just refer him as Dick Man in this post…much more convenient…

And I don’t really understand why would you put your nickname as Mr.BIGDiCk?

I don’t think I’ve asked about the size of your DICK before…or could you have been suffering from “Penis-Envy-Syndrome” ( I’m not so sure if this really syndrome really exists or not…friends were talking about it today… )?

Haih…

Seriously…I don’t even have the intentions to do any updates for now…and especially making a reply to someone I don’t think I want to know…

I’m doing this reply because…

1. This evening…on my msn…then suddenly a few “Numb Nuts” invited me to a chat room…then everyone started to talk about Dick Man…and I got scolded by them for not “replying” Dick Man…I mean…Come on, guys…is just only messages from some anonymous fellow…

2. I’m bored…paise…and long time didn’t blog also…


So!

Let The Replying Begins!

1. Dick Man: “eh... your story relli lamee… u can drift… when u dream larr!! Sohai”

1. Answer: Dick Man! Before you surf into this blog, I believed…that I didn’t put any notices that say: “HEY! CHECK THIS BLOG OUT! IT IS SO SUPER COOL AND FUNNY!” And…technically speaking…I really can drift…every others as well…well…is just only the matter of times for you to learn how…well…not in dream only…in arcade also^^…Mario kart…Initial D 3 and 4…see? Drifting is not that hard as you think…


2. Dick Man: “btw.. Fetch is for animal.. r u animal anyway?”

2. Answer: Well…unfortunately for you, Dick Man…I’m not an animal…if I am…I guess I’ll be barking all my down to town along with you…And the word “fetch”…do you any other definition besides for: “Hey! Dick! Fetch! Oh! Good boy! Now here’s your reward…a dog biscuit!” Check the dictionary please…before you imply some other mistakes again…hope you have one dictionary…But really…out of the sudden…why would you’ve mentioned the word “Fetch”? Took me a while to think up of the reasons…well…I only can think of this possibility…maybe you saw this “Fetch” word from my previous post…which is for Teddy…the conversation part…where I asked him to “fetch” me…so….tell me…Dick Man…if this blog is really lame…why would you be…reading it? Especially from that “time”…you have been reading my blog for the whole month lor…you really sohai la…lol…


3. Dick Man: “hey.. show respect if u wan to gain respects.. what Malays did to you? Huh??”

3. Answer: Show respect to gain respect…IT RHYMES! Nice! Hmmmm…about this…I really have to agree with Dick Man…even though I don’t really want to…but…ya…you have show respect to others to gain others people respects…Ok…guess I’d have to respect Dick Man from here…Dick Man! Are you a Malay? If you are…thousand apologies to you…the whole racist thingy is just only my personal point of view…so…since you have spoken up…I really will try to change this point of view from now on…But…if you’re not a Malay…haih…let’s put an example…you don’t like me for being my way…then should I go everywhere and tell everyone: “Hey! DICK MAN IS BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE! WHY? CAUSE HE DON’T LIKE ME FOR BEING THE WAY WHO I AM!”…see…you and I are not so much different in the personal point of view part…


4. Dick Man: “and you complaining about the gals aint cute, wat about you? ( Continue with 5, need to get some sleep edi…) you can call yourself lengzai when you look into mirror??? Please larr! Cut the crap!”

4. Answer: This message really irritates me a bit…me…complain about gals not cute? Wow…you really do have a bang-up in your hollow brain…since when you saw the part I complaint? Show me…if you even have the balls…let me tell you something…if I’d really complain about gals not cute…I’ll tell you who’s the “gal”…she’s your mom…not cute…And…once again…when you came surfing in my blog…I’m not sure if you have read my profile part…I don’t think I’ve mentioned: “Hi everyone! I’m a lengzai!” So…PLEASE LARR! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND GO SUCK UP ON YOUR CRAP!…



Phew…that’s all the messages Dick Man left for me…hope Dick Man would enjoy it…

And…I really can’t figured out who is this Dick Man…I don’t mind if you’re…some other “friends” of mine…or “friends” of Teddy…

But I really mind if Teddy is Dick Man…



END

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Is 2.13 AM currently, and the weather is fine today!

Too fine perhaps? All I can see now is those beautiful twinky twinky stars!

But no sign of Mr.Moon...how unpleasant....

No sign of those Birdies too...here, chirpy chirpy~



My god...now I understand why have I chosen this title...

Cause I'm going through it right now...Damn it...

Lol...let's carry on with...

THE FRESHEST, HOTTEST, AND THE LATEST CRAP STORIES you guys have been waiting for!



FIRST!

I went for a driving lesson today!

And the coach of the day is.......THE MOM...Woot!

It's been the...I think is the 8th times my mom took me out for driving lesson...

I would like to thank her here...in my blog...how much I've appreciated for all her time...thanks mom...

But...

Next time let me try at least once without your coaching la...eveytime drive slow slow...later people honk me de...no good le...

Anyway! Broke my newest record today!

For not running over any kids today! Woot!

Haha...I'm just fooling around...

My newest record is...driving so damn far for the first time! From my house till Port Klang there!

I am so proud of myself...I am so much nearer to my Race King/ Drift King dreams now....hahaha...

So...traffic users out there beware...as I am coming...

Drift a! Drift a!

XD


NEXT!

Haih...when can this get over with...

T.T

SAD!

Zomglol...T.T...out of sudden don't know why search for a few pictures...

Then started drawing it out...hahaha...

Thw whole rubbish bin is filled with the sketching edi...my god...

NOT NICE! Throw!

NOT NICE! Throw!

Hmmm...this one....

THROW!

Then...ended up...the bin is full now...just for one picture...

Let's just say...I really like this picture...a lot...more than you love to eat that chicken rice...

So...turn out that...I've been sketching this picture from 11pm...until now...

For 3 hours edi...

I also didn't realized...

After when I got "a-quite-fine" result...I've decided to stop for now...continue later in the afternoon ba...

Must turn this "a-quite-fine" into "a-very-nice" result...don't know how long will it take...months?

Hope this will be a good present though...


NEXT!

GWAAAAH!!

Stuck with a whole damn gg-ish lot of choices now...

Out of sudden...don't know why the hell all colleges got some really good offers or promotions now....

Not only that...

Out of sudden too...don't know what courses to choose also...

Some told me...

"Aiya! Go Ahead La! Business Good Ah!"

And then some...

"Deh...singapudeh...I thought you like design, deh...you should go for it..."

And got some...

"Ser~ would you like give in some thoughts in psychology, perhaps?"

STOP POPPING ALL THE CHOICES TO ME EDI!!

CONFUSING!!!


END!

Update update update!

I also forgot how long didn't update edi...

Oh well...who cares...

I'll be going through a brief update...

Same as usual...I'll only write out what I have most impression recently...


NEXT!

Started last week...I think...

Couldn't sleep well...T.T...

Everytime...went to bed at around 11pm....

But only go to sleep at 4am. or maybe 5am...

T.T...very tiring...

Due to...some..."reason"...

3 days ago...dreamt about "reason" again...4th time edi....T.T

Almost got me into "suicide" mode again...T.T

That dream really broke my heart...into ashes...T.T

I was so upset...until I told the "main character in my dream" about dream...

Telling him some of the "plots" only...

Didn't tell him the whole details...cause I know he couldn't do anything about "dream" also...

After a few days...

Luckily...got a free consultation from a good friend ( won't be giving out her name, don't think she would want that too )...

She helped me with my problem...

Suprisingly!

Really can get to sleep edi...Lol...thx again!


NEXT!

I took a drive with my mom's car...

Then received a call from a friend...

Automatically...

Whole concentration was put into the phone...

And then...looking back at the road...the accident can only use "one word" to describe...

OH!

SHIT!

FUCK!

BREAK!

"BANG!"

GOD!

GTA! ( grand theft auto, a game... )


OH MY GOD! I BANG INTO SOMETHING!

NOT ANY CAR!

NOT ANY OBJECTS!

AND NOT ANY ANIMALS!

BUT!!!

I RAN INTO A KID!

I RAN INTO THAT BLOODY FOOL KID!

Holy shit..........that kid was in his own bloody pool...

OMG......this time really kao lat liao.....

Pick that BLOODY FOOL up...

Quickly sent him to the hospital near my home...PANTAI hospital...

After an hour...

The kid's parent rush over to the hospital...

The mom was crying so badly...and it means bad things are coming to my way...

The dad was really...not so happy...didn't say anything to me...only keep staring at me...

BITCHES! If you really care for your kid so much, you shouldn't have let him play alone in the middle of the road! Especially if he's only 7 years old!

And then the doctor came out...he says something quite long...but I'll make it short...

"6 broken rib cage on the left...2 on the right..."

"Left hand was snapped into 2 pieces..."

"Trying to stop his blood from flowing around his brain...more further blood loss...his brain may not be functioning well anymore longer..."

"Still going through coma state...life is still at stake..."

If you still don't get what it means...I'll make it more simple...

IT IS EITHER THAT BLOODY FOOL KID IS GOING TO DIE OR HE'LL BE GOING THROUGH SOME REALLY SERIOUS DISABILITIES PROBLEMS TILL THE DAYS HE DIES!

WALAO WALAO WALAO WALAO WALAO WALAO...

This time really don't know how serious edi...

And still...driving without license...GG...

Good game...

See you all, everyone...make sure you come visit me sometimes in jail...bring me something too...

The End....



If you really belived all that crap...you really need to work something out with your pea-sized brain...

LOL!

Well...actually I really been through an accident yesterday...

BUT! I'm not the driver!

My friend...did almost the same thing I mentioned just now...but of course...bang into someone's car...sad...

Vios...to be more specific...have to pay for Rm350...sad...

I've tried to cheer him up...I said...

"Hey! Look at the bright side! Is a VIOS! Not a FERRARI! LOL! Smile!"

Haha...I think he really quite upset about the Rm350...

Anyway...wish him all the best...hahaha...


NEXT!

My handphone...

W705...

Is back online!

Woot!

Can take pictures again! Snap! Snap! Snap!

Can play Sudoku again! Su! Su! Su-do-ku!

Can SMS again! S! S! SMS!

Oh my god...believe it or not...1 week and 3 days didn't touch the Inbox...36 untouched messages...

Really...I'm really really really touched....T.T...so many messages for the first time...hahaha...

Tonight must play at least 3 rounds of "evil" difficulty Sudoku...hohoho...


NEXT!

Haih...

Flunk 3 subjects in my course...

Meaning?

Repeating the whole semester lo...

Yesterday...went to Taylors lo...ask about the whole procedures and payments...

T.T...

The bill...are really heartbreaking...

Today...

Heard from a friend...about HICT...

So...I went to that place...ask about the whole courses...

Turn out...

IS REALLY WHOLE LOT F-KING CHEAPER THAN TAYLORS!

My god...then I also found out about the ADP progamme things....

I'm quite interested in it before...psycology...hehe...

So...the counsellor have arranged me to try out a one week free trial over there starting next Tuesday...

Hope everything works out well...T.T


NEXT!

Tomorrow...

Haih...

They're having a small gathering...

I can't attend again...

Some have been talking about it...

If only they know...T.T



END!