G.I Joe

Yup...is Sunday...



And is a Movie Date...



And a date between me and JK...



And everytime we went to a movie...



I am the Movie-Rator !



Yes, people...I rate movies...



So obviously...I came up with the name...



Movie-Rator!



From the old classic movie..."The Terminator"...and in that movie...that big bad robot always say this...



"Come with me if you want to live..."



So...I guess I'm having the same quote too!



"Listen to my ratings if you want to live.."



Why listen to the ratings?



Cause some movies could really bores you to HELL!!!



So to Hell with you if you don't listen to my ratings!!!





So...



Today...



We watched G.I.Joe...



AND IS AWESOME! YEAH!



Though the graphics weren't that good...



But the whole story concepts were actually acceptable...



And in that...



You see NINJAS!





HAIIIYAAAHH!!!



KARATE CHOPPIES!!!



Omg...it was so awesome...man...



I'm so in love with that black suited ninja...



SNAKE EYE



But his name really...childish...



Same like his old foe as well...



STORM SHADOW?



Omg...can the director comes up with a more creative name? Pls?



Ya...so...I'd give 3.8 / 5 for this movie...



Not bad at all...





AFTER THE MOVIE



I went to Bar-B-Q Plaza with JK!



A really good restaurant for Meat-tarian!



Yeah...and I took a picture of him...

See how serious is him in food? Why so serious?

Sad Situations...

Looking at you in the corner...

Again...

Oh My God!

I'M SUCH A PERVERT!

Speechless...

We've chat...

Probably it wasn't much...

But still...

Able to hear your voices...

I was probably on drugs...

FLYING HIGH

I'm guessing...

The Feeling is real...

END.

Best Disney Pixar Movie Ever

Haven't seen JK for a while...

So...

Went for a movie with him yesterday...

UP


So if I'm going to rate this movie with the highest point is 5...

I'm going to give this movie...

A...

Plain...

Solid...

50 points...

I was about to cry badly after the movie ends...

The movie...wasn't exactly the comedy type I had in mind...

The whole storyline...terrific...

This movie was actually playing in the same way I've been thinking about for sometimes...and it's rather sad...

I'm going for the second time this weekend...

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Driving Test...

Haih...

Went for my driving test today...


And...


I...


Got...


A...


F*CKING...


PASS!!!!!!!!!!


Really quite happy though...hehehe...

Yesterday...told a few friends about having the test today....

Some gave me encouragement...and I would like thank them...

But...

Some teased me...hehehe....

"SUCK MY TITS, BIT*HES!! XD "


YESTERDAY

I dreamt a lot in my sleep...

And all of them are ridiculously stupid...

All of them were about my driving test...

Really really ridiculous dream...

Mendaki bukit...Genting Highland...

"On the road" test...go race with other calon...must win only can pass...

I think maybe I'm very nervous about the test at that moment...


TODAY

Reached the driving place...around 10.25am...

Still F***king nervous...

Then I have to wait for 1 hour...

Then only reach my turn to get into the car ( And is a F***king lousy test-drive car...the "minyak pedal" lossen edi de... )

Then wait another 15 mins for other calon to "mendaki bukit"...

Until my turn edi...

Got F***king nervous...straight away drove the car from starting point over the bukit...until the end....

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...on that very moment....I thought...sure fail edi...can go die edi....



Then...Jesus spoke to me...


JPJ: "Go Ting Song?"

GTS: "Ya?"

JPJ: "Cuba sekali lagi."

GTS: "OMG! THANK YOU!"


And then...reached the 3-point turn part...

Almost fail...

CAUSES:

1. Lack of concentration...
2. Over-happy of passing the "mendaki bukit"...
3. Lousy minyak pedal...
4. Too nervous...
5. That "Boss" is not smiling at me...

Of course...I've managed to control situation...

I reversed the car...

Almost...just almost touch the "LINE" edi...

Finishing reversing...

The whole car was like 37 degree narrow edi...

BUT!

Of course!

I've finished the 3 point turn...

With a big smile on my face... : )

And then...I parked that shit car...

Go take my result...

Then the "Boss" says:


JPJ: "Adoi...you begini cepat nak pergi mana?"

GTS: "Har?"

JPJ: "You sudah break record disini, tau?"

GTS: "Har?"

JPJ: "Tengok...you mula pada pukul 11.36am...habis pada pukul 11.40am"

GTS: "OMG!



OMG! I finished the whole thing in 4 mins or less then that!

After I've taken my results and report to the office...

Pass it to a lady...


JPJ: "Dik...you duduk sana sekejap ya...nanti akan sampai giliran you..."

GTS: "Ok..."


Then...looking at the time...

11.45pm...

OK! NVM! I WAIT!


12.30pm...

WTF! I thought sekejap only?


1pm...

"Calon-calon, sekalian boleh pergi kanteen sekarang, sudah sampai masa makan..nanti balik sini pukul 2 ya..."

OMG! F*** YOU!!!!!!!!

IS KUIH-TIME!!!!


I didn't went for my lunch...cause got so F***KING pissed off...

Speechless...

Then...reach until 2.20pm...

Get into the car...

SUDDENLY WHOLE MEMORY FLASHBACK!


FLASHBACK 1

Mr.Henry, my driving coach, a really funny man...friendly most of all...

Mr.H: "Don't worry, stay calm! The JPJ guy really friendly de!"

REALITY 1

That JPJ guy doesn't smile at all...

He doesn't even speak with me...


FLASHBACK 2

GTS: "Hmm...during my test...you think will have a rain fall ma?"

Mr.H: "Aiya! Don't Worry! The possibility is like 1% only! Just drive only! Don't worry!"

REALITY 2

Wa....starting to rain edi....

On the wiper...

It made some really annoying sounds...

It really bring the tensions between me and the JPJ fellow...


So...

After that...

Took my result...

Reached home...

4pm...

10.30am until 4pm...


F*CK UP SERVICES!!!!


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H1N1?

Not feeling well today…

( I bet Dick Man is happy )

Sore throat yesterday…

Whole body is weakening, and serious runny nose today…

Mom told me to get in bed earlier yesterday…

So maybe I could get well enough by the second day…

So…

I’d listened to her…

Tried to get in bed…

But couldn’t get into my slumber…

Which…happened before…for quite sometimes…

I’ve been thinking too much yesterday…

Distracted me from getting “concentrating” in my sleep…

Cause…so much “things” happened yesterday…


TODAY

Went for consultations again...rode my bicycle there…

Under the hot weather…

Makes me feel even worse…

After taking a bit advice…

Went back home…dying…

Drank some water…ate the pill my mom asked me to…

By 1.47pm…received a call from Jia Kai…

Wow…this is a very touching moment for me…

It shows at least someone still cares for me…T.T

And then I’ve found out the reason he call…


BOOM!

“He’s waiting for the bus…nothing to do…so give me a call…”

Oh well…better than nothing…better than some “people”…I supposed…

And then we joke around it, about H1N1…

He said:

“Maybe you kena H1N1…don’t come near me or my family…”

“You’re halfway there…so…I guess you’re having H1…”

I laughed so hard about what he joked…

Then the sore throat has gotten worse…keep coughing like hell…

Then the “water” starts dripping more from my nose…due to the runny nose problem…

And then…


WOOT!

What’s this?

Really can’t differentiate the color…

Why the “water” from my nose is so “Pinkish”…

Like pouring RIBENA on your palm, that kind of color…

And then from the “RIBENA RED”…

It’s starting to turn into “CHERRY RED”…


OMG!!!

WTF MODE!

I got a FUCKING NOSE BLEED!


GOOD!

At least I’m dying in “not-so-painful mode”…

I’ve been worried so much about if I would die in these situations:

1. A robber stabs me a few times in the stomach…

2. Some Fucking drunkard run me over…

3. Trap in a burning building…

4. Some psycho serial killer kidnaps me and turns me into one of his “collection”…


Looks like I don’t have to worry much anymore… :D

( Now Dick Man Is Really Happy! )



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Screwed Up Situations...

Woot...

Haih...

Speechless...

Fking speechless...

I bet Dick Man is getting the pleasure the way he wanted...

Congrats...Tahniah...Gong Xi...

Haih...

Where do I begin...

I'm going to make the letters big...so you all would noticed...cause I've figured out much that you don't read the post much...

FIRSTLY

I never mentioned Teddy is Dick Man...and I guessed is either Teddy's friends or my friends only....please...everyone...read the previous post carefully...please...read the post carefully....before you start shooting me...really hurts in the...whole body...

SECONDLY

To Teddy...

Really sent an apologies message to you before...but you said you never received...so...officially apologizing to you right now...in this very post....

SORRY FOR EVERYTHING! I'D SCREWED UP BIG!

and Happy Birthday...

THIRDLY

To Shawn and Jonathan...

No need to call me...I've pretty much figured out why you two are calling since afternoon...both of your apologies are accepted...XD...having sore throat...so...lazy to pick up the call...can't talk much anyway...

LASTLY

To everyone...

Want to believe me or not...is basically up to you all...

I don't care much anymore...

Like a friend mentioned before...

No eye to see...



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Fun With MR.BIGDiCk...

Hello, everyone…

Back again…

But not with any new updates of my crappies…

Is a reply…

To Mr.BIGDiCk…but I would just refer him as Dick Man in this post…much more convenient…

And I don’t really understand why would you put your nickname as Mr.BIGDiCk?

I don’t think I’ve asked about the size of your DICK before…or could you have been suffering from “Penis-Envy-Syndrome” ( I’m not so sure if this really syndrome really exists or not…friends were talking about it today… )?

Haih…

Seriously…I don’t even have the intentions to do any updates for now…and especially making a reply to someone I don’t think I want to know…

I’m doing this reply because…

1. This evening…on my msn…then suddenly a few “Numb Nuts” invited me to a chat room…then everyone started to talk about Dick Man…and I got scolded by them for not “replying” Dick Man…I mean…Come on, guys…is just only messages from some anonymous fellow…

2. I’m bored…paise…and long time didn’t blog also…


So!

Let The Replying Begins!

1. Dick Man: “eh... your story relli lamee… u can drift… when u dream larr!! Sohai”

1. Answer: Dick Man! Before you surf into this blog, I believed…that I didn’t put any notices that say: “HEY! CHECK THIS BLOG OUT! IT IS SO SUPER COOL AND FUNNY!” And…technically speaking…I really can drift…every others as well…well…is just only the matter of times for you to learn how…well…not in dream only…in arcade also^^…Mario kart…Initial D 3 and 4…see? Drifting is not that hard as you think…


2. Dick Man: “btw.. Fetch is for animal.. r u animal anyway?”

2. Answer: Well…unfortunately for you, Dick Man…I’m not an animal…if I am…I guess I’ll be barking all my down to town along with you…And the word “fetch”…do you any other definition besides for: “Hey! Dick! Fetch! Oh! Good boy! Now here’s your reward…a dog biscuit!” Check the dictionary please…before you imply some other mistakes again…hope you have one dictionary…But really…out of the sudden…why would you’ve mentioned the word “Fetch”? Took me a while to think up of the reasons…well…I only can think of this possibility…maybe you saw this “Fetch” word from my previous post…which is for Teddy…the conversation part…where I asked him to “fetch” me…so….tell me…Dick Man…if this blog is really lame…why would you be…reading it? Especially from that “time”…you have been reading my blog for the whole month lor…you really sohai la…lol…


3. Dick Man: “hey.. show respect if u wan to gain respects.. what Malays did to you? Huh??”

3. Answer: Show respect to gain respect…IT RHYMES! Nice! Hmmmm…about this…I really have to agree with Dick Man…even though I don’t really want to…but…ya…you have show respect to others to gain others people respects…Ok…guess I’d have to respect Dick Man from here…Dick Man! Are you a Malay? If you are…thousand apologies to you…the whole racist thingy is just only my personal point of view…so…since you have spoken up…I really will try to change this point of view from now on…But…if you’re not a Malay…haih…let’s put an example…you don’t like me for being my way…then should I go everywhere and tell everyone: “Hey! DICK MAN IS BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE! WHY? CAUSE HE DON’T LIKE ME FOR BEING THE WAY WHO I AM!”…see…you and I are not so much different in the personal point of view part…


4. Dick Man: “and you complaining about the gals aint cute, wat about you? ( Continue with 5, need to get some sleep edi…) you can call yourself lengzai when you look into mirror??? Please larr! Cut the crap!”

4. Answer: This message really irritates me a bit…me…complain about gals not cute? Wow…you really do have a bang-up in your hollow brain…since when you saw the part I complaint? Show me…if you even have the balls…let me tell you something…if I’d really complain about gals not cute…I’ll tell you who’s the “gal”…she’s your mom…not cute…And…once again…when you came surfing in my blog…I’m not sure if you have read my profile part…I don’t think I’ve mentioned: “Hi everyone! I’m a lengzai!” So…PLEASE LARR! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND GO SUCK UP ON YOUR CRAP!…



Phew…that’s all the messages Dick Man left for me…hope Dick Man would enjoy it…

And…I really can’t figured out who is this Dick Man…I don’t mind if you’re…some other “friends” of mine…or “friends” of Teddy…

But I really mind if Teddy is Dick Man…


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