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Is 2.13 AM currently, and the weather is fine today!

Too fine perhaps? All I can see now is those beautiful twinky twinky stars!

But no sign of Mr.Moon...how unpleasant....

No sign of those Birdies too...here, chirpy chirpy~



My god...now I understand why have I chosen this title...

Cause I'm going through it right now...Damn it...

Lol...let's carry on with...

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FIRST!

I went for a driving lesson today!

And the coach of the day is.......THE MOM...Woot!

It's been the...I think is the 8th times my mom took me out for driving lesson...

I would like to thank her here...in my blog...how much I've appreciated for all her time...thanks mom...

But...

Next time let me try at least once without your coaching la...eveytime drive slow slow...later people honk me de...no good le...

Anyway! Broke my newest record today!

For not running over any kids today! Woot!

Haha...I'm just fooling around...

My newest record is...driving so damn far for the first time! From my house till Port Klang there!

I am so proud of myself...I am so much nearer to my Race King/ Drift King dreams now....hahaha...

So...traffic users out there beware...as I am coming...

Drift a! Drift a!

XD


NEXT!

Haih...when can this get over with...

T.T

SAD!

Zomglol...T.T...out of sudden don't know why search for a few pictures...

Then started drawing it out...hahaha...

Thw whole rubbish bin is filled with the sketching edi...my god...

NOT NICE! Throw!

NOT NICE! Throw!

Hmmm...this one....

THROW!

Then...ended up...the bin is full now...just for one picture...

Let's just say...I really like this picture...a lot...more than you love to eat that chicken rice...

So...turn out that...I've been sketching this picture from 11pm...until now...

For 3 hours edi...

I also didn't realized...

After when I got "a-quite-fine" result...I've decided to stop for now...continue later in the afternoon ba...

Must turn this "a-quite-fine" into "a-very-nice" result...don't know how long will it take...months?

Hope this will be a good present though...


NEXT!

GWAAAAH!!

Stuck with a whole damn gg-ish lot of choices now...

Out of sudden...don't know why the hell all colleges got some really good offers or promotions now....

Not only that...

Out of sudden too...don't know what courses to choose also...

Some told me...

"Aiya! Go Ahead La! Business Good Ah!"

And then some...

"Deh...singapudeh...I thought you like design, deh...you should go for it..."

And got some...

"Ser~ would you like give in some thoughts in psychology, perhaps?"

STOP POPPING ALL THE CHOICES TO ME EDI!!

CONFUSING!!!


END!

Update update update!

I also forgot how long didn't update edi...

Oh well...who cares...

I'll be going through a brief update...

Same as usual...I'll only write out what I have most impression recently...


NEXT!

Started last week...I think...

Couldn't sleep well...T.T...

Everytime...went to bed at around 11pm....

But only go to sleep at 4am. or maybe 5am...

T.T...very tiring...

Due to...some..."reason"...

3 days ago...dreamt about "reason" again...4th time edi....T.T

Almost got me into "suicide" mode again...T.T

That dream really broke my heart...into ashes...T.T

I was so upset...until I told the "main character in my dream" about dream...

Telling him some of the "plots" only...

Didn't tell him the whole details...cause I know he couldn't do anything about "dream" also...

After a few days...

Luckily...got a free consultation from a good friend ( won't be giving out her name, don't think she would want that too )...

She helped me with my problem...

Suprisingly!

Really can get to sleep edi...Lol...thx again!


NEXT!

I took a drive with my mom's car...

Then received a call from a friend...

Automatically...

Whole concentration was put into the phone...

And then...looking back at the road...the accident can only use "one word" to describe...

OH!

SHIT!

FUCK!

BREAK!

"BANG!"

GOD!

GTA! ( grand theft auto, a game... )


OH MY GOD! I BANG INTO SOMETHING!

NOT ANY CAR!

NOT ANY OBJECTS!

AND NOT ANY ANIMALS!

BUT!!!

I RAN INTO A KID!

I RAN INTO THAT BLOODY FOOL KID!

Holy shit..........that kid was in his own bloody pool...

OMG......this time really kao lat liao.....

Pick that BLOODY FOOL up...

Quickly sent him to the hospital near my home...PANTAI hospital...

After an hour...

The kid's parent rush over to the hospital...

The mom was crying so badly...and it means bad things are coming to my way...

The dad was really...not so happy...didn't say anything to me...only keep staring at me...

BITCHES! If you really care for your kid so much, you shouldn't have let him play alone in the middle of the road! Especially if he's only 7 years old!

And then the doctor came out...he says something quite long...but I'll make it short...

"6 broken rib cage on the left...2 on the right..."

"Left hand was snapped into 2 pieces..."

"Trying to stop his blood from flowing around his brain...more further blood loss...his brain may not be functioning well anymore longer..."

"Still going through coma state...life is still at stake..."

If you still don't get what it means...I'll make it more simple...

IT IS EITHER THAT BLOODY FOOL KID IS GOING TO DIE OR HE'LL BE GOING THROUGH SOME REALLY SERIOUS DISABILITIES PROBLEMS TILL THE DAYS HE DIES!

WALAO WALAO WALAO WALAO WALAO WALAO...

This time really don't know how serious edi...

And still...driving without license...GG...

Good game...

See you all, everyone...make sure you come visit me sometimes in jail...bring me something too...

The End....



If you really belived all that crap...you really need to work something out with your pea-sized brain...

LOL!

Well...actually I really been through an accident yesterday...

BUT! I'm not the driver!

My friend...did almost the same thing I mentioned just now...but of course...bang into someone's car...sad...

Vios...to be more specific...have to pay for Rm350...sad...

I've tried to cheer him up...I said...

"Hey! Look at the bright side! Is a VIOS! Not a FERRARI! LOL! Smile!"

Haha...I think he really quite upset about the Rm350...

Anyway...wish him all the best...hahaha...


NEXT!

My handphone...

W705...

Is back online!

Woot!

Can take pictures again! Snap! Snap! Snap!

Can play Sudoku again! Su! Su! Su-do-ku!

Can SMS again! S! S! SMS!

Oh my god...believe it or not...1 week and 3 days didn't touch the Inbox...36 untouched messages...

Really...I'm really really really touched....T.T...so many messages for the first time...hahaha...

Tonight must play at least 3 rounds of "evil" difficulty Sudoku...hohoho...


NEXT!

Haih...

Flunk 3 subjects in my course...

Meaning?

Repeating the whole semester lo...

Yesterday...went to Taylors lo...ask about the whole procedures and payments...

T.T...

The bill...are really heartbreaking...

Today...

Heard from a friend...about HICT...

So...I went to that place...ask about the whole courses...

Turn out...

IS REALLY WHOLE LOT F-KING CHEAPER THAN TAYLORS!

My god...then I also found out about the ADP progamme things....

I'm quite interested in it before...psycology...hehe...

So...the counsellor have arranged me to try out a one week free trial over there starting next Tuesday...

Hope everything works out well...T.T


NEXT!

Tomorrow...

Haih...

They're having a small gathering...

I can't attend again...

Some have been talking about it...

If only they know...T.T



END!

Emo-ish...

Went to Green Box...

Supposed to be a perfect spot for people to have a boost in their spirit...

But it seems like it doesn't work for me...

Really damn sad now...

3.28 a.m...still emo...

SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!

I Love Anime!

Sunday! Supposed to be a Funday!


But is a God-Damn boring day today!


And the internet couldn't connect also!


Can't play Dragonica! And Garena! Dota....I need you....T.T

So...I used my free time efficiently! Woot! By drawing anime! Went to my cousin's place and upload it!

And...err....I'm just drawing out for fun...maybe it won't look exactly like what you've seen...so...sorry in advance...haha

Credits to Air Gear and Naruto Shipudden!

A really F***king Retarded Dream...

Dream?

When you sleep, you dream!

So what is a dream?

To me...a dream is...

You...yourself...basically...are a "God"...you hold the power of "create" and "destroy" in your dream...

A stronger will you have...a stronger "God" you are...

You create your own "story" in your dream...

Be a zillionaire? Be a superhero? Have Miss World as your maid? Perhaps?

But still...most of the people have created nightmares to scare the shit out of their own...why?

BECAUSE! You! Haven't! Discover! The! Way! To! Twist! Your! Own! Dream!

So...if you're a "very determinant" person...you can somehow easily change your "story" in your dream...from a bad situation...to a very good situation...EXAMPLE!

• You have been hold as a hostage by a few masked robbers...threatening you for ransom...

But!!

TRANSFORMMMMMMM!!

• The masked robbers unmasked themselves...all turn out to be real hotties...and they make out with you...and then they do this...and then they changed that way...and then...and then....you can imagine the rest... XD

So!

Cut the crap!

Skip to my dream!

I've dreamt a lot of stuffs today...but forgot most of it...only remembered 2 of it...why?

Cause both of them are really F***king retarded...so...definitely remembered both of them...

---The First Dream---

"My name is Ting Song...Go Ting Song..."

"But please...do call me Mr.Go..."

Oh My God....somehow...just somehow I stole the script from "James Bond-007" movie...and used it in my dream...

---The Second Dream---

It was afternoon...

My neighbour...a really friendly uncle...

Uncle quickly drove his van...and took me along...we went to somwhere...until the Klang bridge there...

I was very confused...out of sudden...my neighbour took me out...Uncle asked me:

"Where are your siblings? Where did hide your siblings' bodies?"

I laughed out loud...

He suspected that I've murdered my younger sister and brother...and hid their bodies somewhere...

I explained to him...

"Both of them are fine la! They're in their perfect condition la! LoL! Both of them are playing with the games I just bought for them a while ago!"

I add on...

"Why would I murder my own siblings?"

Walan...Immediately...

I realized something...

I'm the one and only child in the family...

I don't have any siblings...

And then...I cried out in Uncle's van...

I've never felt something so real in my dream...that dream is so f***king real...

I woke up...

Felt that my cheeks are wet...Oh My Effing God...I really cried...

Went to the bathroom to wash my face...

My mom saw my eyes are red...asked me what happened...

"A really f***king retarded dream..." I respond...

END...

The Three Desperados!

The Three Desperados!

"All for one, and one for all!"

Once upon a time, there were 3 young warriors...banished all the bandits...protected the King from being assasinated...slayed the fiery dragon...saved the young princess from the evil warlock...and lived happily ever after...

What kind of shit fairy tale is this?

Ok...fuck it...I'm just fooling around...BUT!

The Three Desperados!

This time is no shit, ladies and gentlemen! As they really exists beyond your wildest imaginations! Today! I'll be risking my life in revealing their deep unknown name and uncover their masks for sake of all mankind! I SHALL GIVE YOU!!!!!

Me...Jia Kai...and Lee Bing...THE THREE DESPERADOS!

We are so desperate for a galfriend...so we went to Sunway Pyramid today...without doing any planning...so...Lee Bing has decided to go for ice-skating...but me and Jia Kai rejected and pull him away from there...why?

REASONS:

1. Too much boys inside the ice rink...
2. Very few gals inside the ice rink...
3. The gals are not that cute also...
4. And a lot of Malays too....( RACIST BASTARD! )

So..we went for a movie...TRANSFORMER 2! Woot!

TRANSFORMER 2

Overall...that movie is not that bad...and not that good...

In case you've noticed...Transformer 2 have more Kung-Fu than the first one...is really cool though...especially Optimus Prime...woot! In the first movie...they just shoot each other blindfolded...and a lot of things have changed....Megatron's size is smaller....and his transform changed as well...Autobots have more Ke-Le-Fei in this movie...sucks...Rc Twins...ugly...yet...useless...2 pieces of tin can...and the whole show really has the humour in it...hahaha...especially the commander from the first movie...the storyline...ok ok sahaja...I like their ending theme song a lot...Linkin Park-New Divide...these guys are still rocking the old times...WOOT!

My hair changed as well...T.T...my hair is getting longer...so...cannot do the garlic hairstyle anymore...and the barber cut off the hair in front of my forehead...so...makes it look really...don't know how to describe...so...somehow...My GARLIC hairstyle turned into a new GEEK hairstyle...a new geek look...haha...I kinda like it myself too...but...really funny...so I went to buy a cap to cover it up...Rm29.90...T.T

Then went to the arcade...wearing my new cap...me and Jia Kai played our favourite arcade game...HOUSE OF THE DEAD 4....we owned the game...stage 1, 2 and 3 only...hahaha...and I was in the "form" of playing that game...

Until...

"Wa...that girl looks really sweet..." Lee Bing whispered to our ear...

Our desperate-for-a-galfriend response system straight away turn to other directions...started to seek for that so-called "sweet" gal...and then...we've noticed we are still in the game...straight away look back at the game...game over...fuck...really need a galfriend...T.T

END!

Ah Gua And Ice..

Yesterday...me and some of my cousins...we organized a farewell party...well...sort of...for our leaving-to-Australia-soon cousin...which is tomorrow...

So we've decided to treat him to a meal...in Montes...or Mon'tes...or Mon'tis....I don't know how to spell...walao...all I know is a western food restaurant...located in somewhere around BBK Jusco there...

The foods there are pretty good...and pretty expensive...YET! We still ordered a lot...T.T...this time really going to bankrupt...So...I had a Black Pepper Chicken Chop...no drinks...cause...a lousy soft drink cost you RM4.50...which you can just buy it for RM1.50 in 7-11 shop just opposite of the Mon'tes restaurant...farking expensive...these people are really ridiculous in pricing things...

I did a quick-scan through out the whole restaurant...the whole enviroment...the scene...their theme...are really good...people won't find any trouble in comforting themselves in that place...BUT!

The restaurant seems to have a problem in..."GENDER ISSUES"....

My god...saw 2 Ah-Gua working there...

What is Ah-Gua? Is something like a Pon-Dan...which...a male enjoys..."being"...a female...

One of them is a high-rank staff also...my god...

Overall...Yes...I'm 12% Sexist....28% Racist...40% Angel...20% Devil...hahaha...in that restaurant...I kept making fun of "them" in front of cousins...and they seems to enjoy the "Ah-Gua Jokes" as well...

Seriously...I've tried to be nice to these "people"...but...of course...EPIC FAIL! Hahaha...when you see "them"...I always wondered...how do I refer them...one of the examples in a restaurant...

"Excuse me...Can I have refill? Erm....Miss? Oh...I'm sorry...Mister?"

And what really makes the crowd go wild yesterday...was...I saw one of "them"...wearing a white shirt...yet...there is "something" black around his or her chest...I took a deep analysis in it...IT WAS A BLACK BRA!

Omg...these malays surprise me all the time...hahaha...

NEXT!

After that dinner...we went for a movie...

Ice Age 3 : Dawn Of Dinosaurs

That movie is EPIC FUNNY!

SUPER GOOD!

A MUST WATCH SHOW!

If anyone have watched the first and second show...yes...those two are really lame...really really boring...BUT!

The third one is really good...4.8 out of 5 rating points...

I went to the cinema...watch the show at 10.30pm...it ends at 12.10am like that...

I won't give any descriptions...won't spoil the movie...not like HUAT KEK...who spoils all my moods of watching Transformer 2 now...T.T

Lots of news...lots of news...

Woot! My exams are finally over...

My 2 weeks sem-break are finally here...GOD BLESSED!

During my exams...everyday must over-night in my friends' place...stay up until 2 or 3 in the morning to study...credits to JK and Ah Liao...they've helped me a lot in my studies...apparently...I don't think I'm quite happy with the exams...I think I did badly...and the school authorities told us that if we flunk at least 3 or more subjects...we'd have to repeat the sem....

Shit...No way...If I really need to repeat my semester...I think I will change to design course liao...*sigh*...but still not sure which college lo...got 2 choices...Dasein or The One Academy...wasted my parent's money...I think thousand apologies to my Mom and my Dad....T.T

A lot of things happened in my past few days...Hahaha...

I shall start with the ones with the most impression in my mind...

My handphone died...T.T...walao...not entirely die la...I dropped my phone on the floor...the phone is still able to function...but the whole screen blackout...can't see anything...now my current situation...is like a blind person using a handphone...wakakaka...*sigh*...so now...can't sms anymore...and I'm so desperate for a girlfriend...hahaha...AND THE LEAST REQUIREMENT TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IS THAT YOU MUST BE ABLE TO SMS! And my blog won't be uploading any pictures until I get my phone fixed...T.T...Oh ya...Guys...no need sms me edi...can't see...T.T

NEXT!

Hmm...It was the first time for me that:

1. Ride KTM at 6pm to Subang
2. Over-night in friend's place in Subang
3. Experience the night life in Subang
4. Living in an apartment, having my own room in Subang
5. Having a really really cute girl living next to my room...in Subang

Yep...I'm still a "Subang Virgin"...haven't do this...haven't do that....and finally my "Virginity" has be taken...I'm so MATURE now! Hahaha...the reason I went for an over-night in Subang most likely is because of my exam lor...my account subject...my mentor, Ah Liao gave me a hand in it...hmmm...not a hand lo...handful...So! Carry on with my one night trip there! Ah Liao lived in an apartment...a few rooms away from his is empty...and he told me is ok to spend a night there...FREE!...wakakaka...his friend, Edwin, a really handsome and with a really cracked sense of humour...he borrowed me one of his "tilam"...if not...have to sleep on the floor...T.T...thanks Edwin! And then...I studied in "my" room...but really have not much idea in that subject...so...I went to seek for Ah Liao's help...on my way to his room...OMG! A really really really cute leng lui walked out from the bathroom...just finished shower...walked pass her...OMG! The wonderful shampoo scent...GGGGGRRRAAAWWWWGGHHH!! Almost fainted...T.T...I walked to Ah Liao's room same as usual...trying to look "not so desperate", in-case I scared her away...put my hand on the door's...err....forgot what's that thing edi...door's handle...and then I looked at her direction again....GGGGGRRRRAAAAWWWWGGHHHH!!!! She was looking back at my direction too! OMG! I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE!

And then I took my dinner there...at a restaurant named Salmon Steak House...that scene really funny...took a photo...but phone "blinded" edi...T.T...the whole scene there looks like celebrating Christmas...lol...

NEXT!

*Sigh*...sien lo...really really farking sien....my cousin, Ivan is leaving to Australia to further his studies...film school...I think...really going to get really really boring edi my really suckish life...I don't have any close relative to play with anymore...

I mean DOTA la...you guys are really narrow-minded de lo...*sigh*...he's going to Australia and join with other relatives there...every relative also went there....everyone abandoned me in this Hell's Pit...T.T...Ivan's leaving next Monday...can't force him to stay also...

*Sigh*...All the best to Ivan...have a safe trip...

NEXT!

After my exams...got really so tired...my god...before I take the KTM back home...I bought a movie...actually I want to buy a lot de...to spend my 2 weeks sem break...turn out I only bought one...X-Men: Origin

OH MY GOD!

X-MEN! I've been waiting for you, honey! Haven't watch that movie...haha...really outdate le...friends invited me before...but rejected...cause I'm not really a 'crowd' person...so...either watch in a smaller group like only 4 or 5 people...or watch alone...

Back to the story! I'm a real Superheroes fan! I liked all of them! Especially from Marvel de...THEY ARE SO SUPER COOL! Each of everyone of them have their really own unique background story...which I have more intereste in it...

So...Came back home...with a really high expectation for this movie...

After I've watch the movie...turn out to be a dissappointment...

Is a story about 2 pussycat brother...and this is how the story's like to me...

Wolverine: "MmmeeooowwWWWW!!!"

Sabertooth: "Puurrrr...."

Wolverine: "Meow! MeeeooW! Meow?!"

And the Sabertooth would go: "Puurrr...?"

Very funny lo....the 2 brothers were trying to rip each others' apart...and then the end...Wolverine almost got killed by Deadpool...then Sabertooth appear...and he got knocked out by Wolverine also just now...He saved Wolverine...and said: "Puuuurrr~ We're brothers! Puuurrr! We look out for each other!"

LAME!

*Sigh*...ok la...the movie's storyline is still not that bad...to me...2 out of 5 only...most of the Superheroes quite messed up edi lo...especially Deadpool...

NEXT!

Haha...if you're still reading this post...you must be really boring lo...even I'm writing it also get really bored lo! Kudos for you!

After the movie...I got really really tired...straight away pengsan after I took a shower...

Woke up by a phone call...zzzz....Kian Ann called me...Then I also answered him in a blur blur mode...I think he told me something about his school got performance next monday...ask me to join as well...I think...haha...I think I said yes gua...cause I've wanted to join in a stage performance as well...wakaka...


END!