Kick-Ass

Kick-Ass

It is a good movie.

It is a also fun and educational.

It is a good movie for everyone just like you and me.


So, come on over, KIDS!

Let's watch Kick-Ass together! :D



The End.






















Ok...who am I kidding with...

Kick-Ass is definitly a movie not suitable for children...


Why?


Dude, read the title!

It says "Kick-Ass"...Not "Kick-Butt"...


Hahaha, I'm serious...

This movie is kinda cruel, that includes gangster violence and some bad ass kung fu.

Awesome!

And yea, they swear a lot....damn lot...


Example:



Man A: "What's up, homi- "

Man B: "Fuck you"


Man C: "Dude, did yo-"

Man D: "Fuckish"


Man E: "hi, *smiley face*"

Man F: "You fucking fucker"



Yea...that lot...

Overall...

This movie is good...


But not that good...


Ratings should be around...


3.9 / 5


Can watch...


They ot a lot of dark humour inside...

Which really crack things up...


This movie are not really recommended for those who doesn't like:


Bloody, flesh splatting all over, and gangsterish beat up or torture.





So....

In this movie, there are only 4 "superheroes"...


Hit Girl, Big Daddy, Red Mist and Kick-Ass.

Notice how I arrange their names?


That is the ranking for them...

And hell yes, Kick Ass is last...


They should change the movie title to Hit Girl, not Kick-Ass..


I'm goin to intro the 4 of them fast..kinda hurry right now..



Hit Girl is only 11 years old like that...

But she kicks ass..

No...Is asses...

Involve in gun fights with 10++ ppl...kill them with KUNG FU AND GUNS!

She gets 10 out of 5 ratings from me...


Next is Big Daddy..

Hit Girl's Daddy...obviously the kick ass master!

Very man-ish.

9 out of 5...


Red Mist...

He's not a superhero...a villian actually...

Very easy to know de..

When you see "hero" with red and black colours...

He meant bad ass..

And no...

He suck...

He only got good taste in fashion..

And got a lot of cool gadgets..

But none are useful...


LAST!!!

Kick-Ass...

Worst superhero...

Fuck-up hero...

No fashion sense...

No fighting skills...




Kick-Ass..

Kick-Ass...


My parents are about to kick my ass now..


Tomorrow final exam...

Still go watch movie and blogging...


That's all for now... :D