Kick-Ass
It is a good movie.
It is a also fun and educational.
It is a good movie for everyone just like you and me.
So, come on over, KIDS!
Let's watch Kick-Ass together! :D
The End.
Ok...who am I kidding with...
Kick-Ass is definitly a movie not suitable for children...
Why?
Dude, read the title!
It says "Kick-Ass"...Not "Kick-Butt"...
Hahaha, I'm serious...
This movie is kinda cruel, that includes gangster violence and some bad ass kung fu.
Awesome!
And yea, they swear a lot....damn lot...
Example:
Man A: "What's up, homi- "
Man B: "Fuck you"
Man C: "Dude, did yo-"
Man D: "Fuckish"
Man E: "hi, *smiley face*"
Man F: "You fucking fucker"
Yea...that lot...
Overall...
This movie is good...
But not that good...
Ratings should be around...
3.9 / 5
Can watch...
They ot a lot of dark humour inside...
Which really crack things up...
This movie are not really recommended for those who doesn't like:
Bloody, flesh splatting all over, and gangsterish beat up or torture.
So....
In this movie, there are only 4 "superheroes"...
Hit Girl, Big Daddy, Red Mist and Kick-Ass.
Notice how I arrange their names?
That is the ranking for them...
And hell yes, Kick Ass is last...
They should change the movie title to Hit Girl, not Kick-Ass..
I'm goin to intro the 4 of them fast..kinda hurry right now..
Hit Girl is only 11 years old like that...
But she kicks ass..
No...Is asses...
Involve in gun fights with 10++ ppl...kill them with KUNG FU AND GUNS!
She gets 10 out of 5 ratings from me...
Next is Big Daddy..
Hit Girl's Daddy...obviously the kick ass master!
Very man-ish.
9 out of 5...
Red Mist...
He's not a superhero...a villian actually...
Very easy to know de..
When you see "hero" with red and black colours...
He meant bad ass..
And no...
He suck...
He only got good taste in fashion..
And got a lot of cool gadgets..
But none are useful...
LAST!!!
Kick-Ass...
Worst superhero...
Fuck-up hero...
No fashion sense...
No fighting skills...
Kick-Ass..
Kick-Ass...
My parents are about to kick my ass now..
Tomorrow final exam...
Still go watch movie and blogging...
That's all for now... :D
Clash Of The Titans, titanically fail.
Gods are sick.
They're bastards.
Just upper-class bastards.
They are fucking drug addicts.
And some of them have their different tastes in drugs.
Zeus needs human worships.
Hades needs human fears.
What's the different from Cocaine and Marijuana?
You don't worship Gods.
They will just come around and rape your woman.
Perseus, main character, so called the protagonist.
Zeus's sperm + Someone's wife.
Medusa, used to be a beautiful woman.
Raped By Poseidon.
Some other Bitch God sort of jealous or whatsoever...
Cursed her, and now every male she sees turn into stone. Hurrah.
In this movie, I can't help thinking of Pokemon.
Hades choose Kraken!
"Go, Kraken! I choose you!"
"Use 'Destroy Town'!"
"It's not very effective.."
Perseus choose Medusa's severed head!
"Go, Medusa's head! I choose you!"
"Use 'Stone Gaze'!"
"It is super effective!"
Yea...pretty much like that...
Not going to elaborate the fucking plots...
This movie sucks...
That's a part where Djin, some magician...can't die or something...
Got caught by Medusa...
Medusa tries to stone gaze him...
But..
He's fucking immune!
WOW!
Damn STRONG, RIGHT?
Guess what?
He self-destruct.
Why?
I don't know, he fucking self-destruct.
And said "Together" before he did that.
GAY!
MEDUSA CAN'T EVEN FUCKING HARM YOU!!
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SELF-DESTRUCT!!
Crap...
This movie...
Is crap...
And this movie...
It's so fast!
That it doesn't introduce the characters much.
I don't get to know everyone's name and they died as soon as I started to wonder about their existence.
How fast?
Example..
Me: "You with the ponytail, what's your name?"
Ponytail Guy: "Arrrrggghh~~"
ME:"Nevermind"
Me: "What's your na-"
Random Guy: "Mommy!!"
Me: "...."
Me: "So, hey"
Got-stung-by-huge-scorpion-and-died-guy: "...."
Me: "Fuck"
Me: "I'm trying to get my coffee here, don't bother about me"
Man: "My name is *hieeek* (got slashed to death)"
Me: "Fantastic"
Perseus started his journey with around 9 or more people...
And everyone could just die in a blink of eye...
GG!
They're bastards.
Just upper-class bastards.
They are fucking drug addicts.
And some of them have their different tastes in drugs.
Zeus needs human worships.
Hades needs human fears.
What's the different from Cocaine and Marijuana?
You don't worship Gods.
They will just come around and rape your woman.
Perseus, main character, so called the protagonist.
Zeus's sperm + Someone's wife.
Medusa, used to be a beautiful woman.
Raped By Poseidon.
Some other Bitch God sort of jealous or whatsoever...
Cursed her, and now every male she sees turn into stone. Hurrah.
In this movie, I can't help thinking of Pokemon.
Hades choose Kraken!
"Go, Kraken! I choose you!"
"Use 'Destroy Town'!"
"It's not very effective.."
Perseus choose Medusa's severed head!
"Go, Medusa's head! I choose you!"
"Use 'Stone Gaze'!"
"It is super effective!"
Yea...pretty much like that...
Not going to elaborate the fucking plots...
This movie sucks...
That's a part where Djin, some magician...can't die or something...
Got caught by Medusa...
Medusa tries to stone gaze him...
But..
He's fucking immune!
WOW!
Damn STRONG, RIGHT?
Guess what?
He self-destruct.
Why?
I don't know, he fucking self-destruct.
And said "Together" before he did that.
GAY!
MEDUSA CAN'T EVEN FUCKING HARM YOU!!
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SELF-DESTRUCT!!
Crap...
This movie...
Is crap...
And this movie...
It's so fast!
That it doesn't introduce the characters much.
I don't get to know everyone's name and they died as soon as I started to wonder about their existence.
How fast?
Example..
Me: "You with the ponytail, what's your name?"
Ponytail Guy: "Arrrrggghh~~"
ME:"Nevermind"
Me: "What's your na-"
Random Guy: "Mommy!!"
Me: "...."
Me: "So, hey"
Got-stung-by-huge-scorpion-and-died-guy: "...."
Me: "Fuck"
Me: "I'm trying to get my coffee here, don't bother about me"
Man: "My name is *hieeek* (got slashed to death)"
Me: "Fantastic"
Perseus started his journey with around 9 or more people...
And everyone could just die in a blink of eye...
GG!
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