Fun With MR.BIGDiCk...

Hello, everyone…

Back again…

But not with any new updates of my crappies…

Is a reply…

To Mr.BIGDiCk…but I would just refer him as Dick Man in this post…much more convenient…

And I don’t really understand why would you put your nickname as Mr.BIGDiCk?

I don’t think I’ve asked about the size of your DICK before…or could you have been suffering from “Penis-Envy-Syndrome” ( I’m not so sure if this really syndrome really exists or not…friends were talking about it today… )?

Haih…

Seriously…I don’t even have the intentions to do any updates for now…and especially making a reply to someone I don’t think I want to know…

I’m doing this reply because…

1. This evening…on my msn…then suddenly a few “Numb Nuts” invited me to a chat room…then everyone started to talk about Dick Man…and I got scolded by them for not “replying” Dick Man…I mean…Come on, guys…is just only messages from some anonymous fellow…

2. I’m bored…paise…and long time didn’t blog also…


So!

Let The Replying Begins!

1. Dick Man: “eh... your story relli lamee… u can drift… when u dream larr!! Sohai”

1. Answer: Dick Man! Before you surf into this blog, I believed…that I didn’t put any notices that say: “HEY! CHECK THIS BLOG OUT! IT IS SO SUPER COOL AND FUNNY!” And…technically speaking…I really can drift…every others as well…well…is just only the matter of times for you to learn how…well…not in dream only…in arcade also^^…Mario kart…Initial D 3 and 4…see? Drifting is not that hard as you think…


2. Dick Man: “btw.. Fetch is for animal.. r u animal anyway?”

2. Answer: Well…unfortunately for you, Dick Man…I’m not an animal…if I am…I guess I’ll be barking all my down to town along with you…And the word “fetch”…do you any other definition besides for: “Hey! Dick! Fetch! Oh! Good boy! Now here’s your reward…a dog biscuit!” Check the dictionary please…before you imply some other mistakes again…hope you have one dictionary…But really…out of the sudden…why would you’ve mentioned the word “Fetch”? Took me a while to think up of the reasons…well…I only can think of this possibility…maybe you saw this “Fetch” word from my previous post…which is for Teddy…the conversation part…where I asked him to “fetch” me…so….tell me…Dick Man…if this blog is really lame…why would you be…reading it? Especially from that “time”…you have been reading my blog for the whole month lor…you really sohai la…lol…


3. Dick Man: “hey.. show respect if u wan to gain respects.. what Malays did to you? Huh??”

3. Answer: Show respect to gain respect…IT RHYMES! Nice! Hmmmm…about this…I really have to agree with Dick Man…even though I don’t really want to…but…ya…you have show respect to others to gain others people respects…Ok…guess I’d have to respect Dick Man from here…Dick Man! Are you a Malay? If you are…thousand apologies to you…the whole racist thingy is just only my personal point of view…so…since you have spoken up…I really will try to change this point of view from now on…But…if you’re not a Malay…haih…let’s put an example…you don’t like me for being my way…then should I go everywhere and tell everyone: “Hey! DICK MAN IS BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE! WHY? CAUSE HE DON’T LIKE ME FOR BEING THE WAY WHO I AM!”…see…you and I are not so much different in the personal point of view part…


4. Dick Man: “and you complaining about the gals aint cute, wat about you? ( Continue with 5, need to get some sleep edi…) you can call yourself lengzai when you look into mirror??? Please larr! Cut the crap!”

4. Answer: This message really irritates me a bit…me…complain about gals not cute? Wow…you really do have a bang-up in your hollow brain…since when you saw the part I complaint? Show me…if you even have the balls…let me tell you something…if I’d really complain about gals not cute…I’ll tell you who’s the “gal”…she’s your mom…not cute…And…once again…when you came surfing in my blog…I’m not sure if you have read my profile part…I don’t think I’ve mentioned: “Hi everyone! I’m a lengzai!” So…PLEASE LARR! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND GO SUCK UP ON YOUR CRAP!…



Phew…that’s all the messages Dick Man left for me…hope Dick Man would enjoy it…

And…I really can’t figured out who is this Dick Man…I don’t mind if you’re…some other “friends” of mine…or “friends” of Teddy…

But I really mind if Teddy is Dick Man…


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