Driving Test...

Haih...

Went for my driving test today...


And...


I...


Got...


A...


F*CKING...


PASS!!!!!!!!!!


Really quite happy though...hehehe...

Yesterday...told a few friends about having the test today....

Some gave me encouragement...and I would like thank them...

But...

Some teased me...hehehe....

"SUCK MY TITS, BIT*HES!! XD "


YESTERDAY

I dreamt a lot in my sleep...

And all of them are ridiculously stupid...

All of them were about my driving test...

Really really ridiculous dream...

Mendaki bukit...Genting Highland...

"On the road" test...go race with other calon...must win only can pass...

I think maybe I'm very nervous about the test at that moment...


TODAY

Reached the driving place...around 10.25am...

Still F***king nervous...

Then I have to wait for 1 hour...

Then only reach my turn to get into the car ( And is a F***king lousy test-drive car...the "minyak pedal" lossen edi de... )

Then wait another 15 mins for other calon to "mendaki bukit"...

Until my turn edi...

Got F***king nervous...straight away drove the car from starting point over the bukit...until the end....

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...on that very moment....I thought...sure fail edi...can go die edi....



Then...Jesus spoke to me...


JPJ: "Go Ting Song?"

GTS: "Ya?"

JPJ: "Cuba sekali lagi."

GTS: "OMG! THANK YOU!"


And then...reached the 3-point turn part...

Almost fail...

CAUSES:

1. Lack of concentration...
2. Over-happy of passing the "mendaki bukit"...
3. Lousy minyak pedal...
4. Too nervous...
5. That "Boss" is not smiling at me...

Of course...I've managed to control situation...

I reversed the car...

Almost...just almost touch the "LINE" edi...

Finishing reversing...

The whole car was like 37 degree narrow edi...

BUT!

Of course!

I've finished the 3 point turn...

With a big smile on my face... : )

And then...I parked that shit car...

Go take my result...

Then the "Boss" says:


JPJ: "Adoi...you begini cepat nak pergi mana?"

GTS: "Har?"

JPJ: "You sudah break record disini, tau?"

GTS: "Har?"

JPJ: "Tengok...you mula pada pukul 11.36am...habis pada pukul 11.40am"

GTS: "OMG!



OMG! I finished the whole thing in 4 mins or less then that!

After I've taken my results and report to the office...

Pass it to a lady...


JPJ: "Dik...you duduk sana sekejap ya...nanti akan sampai giliran you..."

GTS: "Ok..."


Then...looking at the time...

11.45pm...

OK! NVM! I WAIT!


12.30pm...

WTF! I thought sekejap only?


1pm...

"Calon-calon, sekalian boleh pergi kanteen sekarang, sudah sampai masa makan..nanti balik sini pukul 2 ya..."

OMG! F*** YOU!!!!!!!!

IS KUIH-TIME!!!!


I didn't went for my lunch...cause got so F***KING pissed off...

Speechless...

Then...reach until 2.20pm...

Get into the car...

SUDDENLY WHOLE MEMORY FLASHBACK!


FLASHBACK 1

Mr.Henry, my driving coach, a really funny man...friendly most of all...

Mr.H: "Don't worry, stay calm! The JPJ guy really friendly de!"

REALITY 1

That JPJ guy doesn't smile at all...

He doesn't even speak with me...


FLASHBACK 2

GTS: "Hmm...during my test...you think will have a rain fall ma?"

Mr.H: "Aiya! Don't Worry! The possibility is like 1% only! Just drive only! Don't worry!"

REALITY 2

Wa....starting to rain edi....

On the wiper...

It made some really annoying sounds...

It really bring the tensions between me and the JPJ fellow...


So...

After that...

Took my result...

Reached home...

4pm...

10.30am until 4pm...


F*CK UP SERVICES!!!!


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