Clash Of The Titans, titanically fail.

Gods are sick.

They're bastards.

Just upper-class bastards.


They are fucking drug addicts.


And some of them have their different tastes in drugs.

Zeus needs human worships.

Hades needs human fears.


What's the different from Cocaine and Marijuana?


You don't worship Gods.

They will just come around and rape your woman.


Perseus, main character, so called the protagonist.

Zeus's sperm + Someone's wife.


Medusa, used to be a beautiful woman.

Raped By Poseidon.

Some other Bitch God sort of jealous or whatsoever...

Cursed her, and now every male she sees turn into stone. Hurrah.



In this movie, I can't help thinking of Pokemon.


Hades choose Kraken!

"Go, Kraken! I choose you!"

"Use 'Destroy Town'!"

"It's not very effective.."



Perseus choose Medusa's severed head!

"Go, Medusa's head! I choose you!"

"Use 'Stone Gaze'!"

"It is super effective!"



Yea...pretty much like that...

Not going to elaborate the fucking plots...


This movie sucks...


That's a part where Djin, some magician...can't die or something...

Got caught by Medusa...

Medusa tries to stone gaze him...

But..

He's fucking immune!

WOW!

Damn STRONG, RIGHT?


Guess what?


He self-destruct.

Why?

I don't know, he fucking self-destruct.

And said "Together" before he did that.

GAY!

MEDUSA CAN'T EVEN FUCKING HARM YOU!!

WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SELF-DESTRUCT!!



Crap...

This movie...

Is crap...



And this movie...

It's so fast!

That it doesn't introduce the characters much.

I don't get to know everyone's name and they died as soon as I started to wonder about their existence.

How fast?


Example..


Me: "You with the ponytail, what's your name?"

Ponytail Guy: "Arrrrggghh~~"

ME:"Nevermind"


Me: "What's your na-"

Random Guy: "Mommy!!"

Me: "...."


Me: "So, hey"

Got-stung-by-huge-scorpion-and-died-guy: "...."

Me: "Fuck"


Me: "I'm trying to get my coffee here, don't bother about me"

Man: "My name is *hieeek* (got slashed to death)"

Me: "Fantastic"



Perseus started his journey with around 9 or more people...

And everyone could just die in a blink of eye...

GG!