Due to some sudden motivation...
I created a new blog...
www.iamjusttoorandomforyou.blogspot.com
I know...very random, right? :P
I hate 4th of June 2010...
Upgrading my connection speed...
So...no internet currently...
That's why can't report what happened yesterday...
Flashback to 4th of June, shall we?
Let's begin with the movie...
I went for a movie that day...
A terrible one...
PRINCE OF PERSIA!
For you PoP game lovers out there...don't watch this movie...
For you non-PoP game lovers somewhere there....pls don't watch this movie....
Basically...the story line sucks so hard...
The Biggest Evil Mastermind behind the whole plan....suckishly terrible...
If I was the Biggest Evil Mastermind...I guarantee you...
I can kill the protagonist and end the movie at the 17th minutes of the movie....
And the so-called Sacred Dagger that can turn back time...
Looks like a failed prototype of a dildo...
*Sigh*....this movie....titanic disappointment...
0.00001 out of 5 ( this movie is doomed )
So...going back to the beginning of 4th of June...
Morning...received a msg....from a good fren...
Planned to go gaming...2pm...
I thought everyone were going to internet cafe...
Of coz...without a doubt...without any hesitation...
I agreed...
So...planned to skip my job and go have some fun once a while...
And then...I reached JJ...waiting my frens to fetch me...
I called...and called...and called...and called...
And then sms...and sms....and sms...and sms....
No reply or answering my spammed calls...
Then until 2.50pm...he finally sms me...
But replied...and tell me cancelled...
And yes...I'm very upset at that very moment...
Their attitude really makes me dulan sometimes...
Second case...mom called...from home...
She told me no need to contact her through her handphone...
Because her handphone got robbed...
Along with her handbag...
Quite some loss...
She can't recognise the robber...don't know is Indian or Malay...
But the good thing is, she wasn't hurt in the incident...
Either way...I'm turning back to my Racist Side again...
Those Piglets better watch out....
Third sad moment...
After that hardcore epic fail movie...
Of course...about to go do my shopping....
Planning to buy this headset for a month edi...
Now finally got my savings...Rm50...T.T
But...a friend wanted to watch a movie...........T.T
Asked me to help her buy 2 tickets...for tomorrow show...
2 tickets...weekend price...Total RM26...
My headset...RM39...
RM50 - RM26 = RM24 (Not sufficient for headset anymore)
Some of you might say "Why don't buy it next time"...
Because...there's a special reason behind the headset which I have no intention telling anyone at all.......T.T
Anyway...last case....
Got back home at 11pm...
I stayed at JJ from 1pm until 8pm....next 3 hours went to my fren's party...
Obviously...
I'm all fed-up...bored...tired...exhausted....
And then....
Those few good frens called me...jio me lim teh...
Then boom....
I was outside with them again........
Reach the mamak opposite my house....
Talk cock for a while...
Then a fren called me...
Asking opinions about her assignment....
Then we discuss outside the mamak...
Discuss...discuss...discuss....
After 30minutes....my frens came out from the mamak...
Going home edi...
I sit in his car....
Straight kena shoot kao kao...
He said..."If wan talk in phone...then don bother come out lim teh with us..."
Then shoot shoot shoot shoot....and....it wasnt very plesant things to listen...
And then I straight flashback...
We went to a restaurant to limteh...
That fellow who shoot me...
Got a gal called him...he went outside straight talk on phone for 47 minutes...
Yes...I remembered very well....
So...comparing the 30minutes I was on phone...and the 47minutes he's in...
I'm speechless....
Basically....
No more limteh activities for me....o0o
DUCK YOU!
4TH OF JUNE!
So...no internet currently...
That's why can't report what happened yesterday...
Flashback to 4th of June, shall we?
Let's begin with the movie...
I went for a movie that day...
A terrible one...
PRINCE OF PERSIA!
For you PoP game lovers out there...don't watch this movie...
For you non-PoP game lovers somewhere there....pls don't watch this movie....
Basically...the story line sucks so hard...
The Biggest Evil Mastermind behind the whole plan....suckishly terrible...
If I was the Biggest Evil Mastermind...I guarantee you...
I can kill the protagonist and end the movie at the 17th minutes of the movie....
And the so-called Sacred Dagger that can turn back time...
Looks like a failed prototype of a dildo...
*Sigh*....this movie....titanic disappointment...
0.00001 out of 5 ( this movie is doomed )
So...going back to the beginning of 4th of June...
Morning...received a msg....from a good fren...
Planned to go gaming...2pm...
I thought everyone were going to internet cafe...
Of coz...without a doubt...without any hesitation...
I agreed...
So...planned to skip my job and go have some fun once a while...
And then...I reached JJ...waiting my frens to fetch me...
I called...and called...and called...and called...
And then sms...and sms....and sms...and sms....
No reply or answering my spammed calls...
Then until 2.50pm...he finally sms me...
But replied...and tell me cancelled...
And yes...I'm very upset at that very moment...
Their attitude really makes me dulan sometimes...
Second case...mom called...from home...
She told me no need to contact her through her handphone...
Because her handphone got robbed...
Along with her handbag...
Quite some loss...
She can't recognise the robber...don't know is Indian or Malay...
But the good thing is, she wasn't hurt in the incident...
Either way...I'm turning back to my Racist Side again...
Those Piglets better watch out....
Third sad moment...
After that hardcore epic fail movie...
Of course...about to go do my shopping....
Planning to buy this headset for a month edi...
Now finally got my savings...Rm50...T.T
But...a friend wanted to watch a movie...........T.T
Asked me to help her buy 2 tickets...for tomorrow show...
2 tickets...weekend price...Total RM26...
My headset...RM39...
RM50 - RM26 = RM24 (Not sufficient for headset anymore)
Some of you might say "Why don't buy it next time"...
Because...there's a special reason behind the headset which I have no intention telling anyone at all.......T.T
Anyway...last case....
Got back home at 11pm...
I stayed at JJ from 1pm until 8pm....next 3 hours went to my fren's party...
Obviously...
I'm all fed-up...bored...tired...exhausted....
And then....
Those few good frens called me...jio me lim teh...
Then boom....
I was outside with them again........
Reach the mamak opposite my house....
Talk cock for a while...
Then a fren called me...
Asking opinions about her assignment....
Then we discuss outside the mamak...
Discuss...discuss...discuss....
After 30minutes....my frens came out from the mamak...
Going home edi...
I sit in his car....
Straight kena shoot kao kao...
He said..."If wan talk in phone...then don bother come out lim teh with us..."
Then shoot shoot shoot shoot....and....it wasnt very plesant things to listen...
And then I straight flashback...
We went to a restaurant to limteh...
That fellow who shoot me...
Got a gal called him...he went outside straight talk on phone for 47 minutes...
Yes...I remembered very well....
So...comparing the 30minutes I was on phone...and the 47minutes he's in...
I'm speechless....
Basically....
No more limteh activities for me....o0o
DUCK YOU!
4TH OF JUNE!
movie movie movie movie movie~
WOOOOOOO~
Last week 1 week sem break holiday!
Ya, 1 week only!
Kanasai right?
The shortest sem break!
Other colleges at least 2 weeks!!
Mine only 1 week!!!!
Anyway during the holiday...
Finished 15 movies!
Planned to watch all in 1 week...
But I was smart enough to finish it in 2 days...
There goes my holiday...
Alright...let's be frank here...
I'm lazy...human nature...
No motivation to write so much reviews for 1 movie lo...
Hello..
15 movies le...oh, and yea, most of them are old movies!
Want to watch them when they were just released, but that time busy..
And mostly horror films!
Why?
Cause I like it..duh...
If you like ugly vampires, this is a movie for you.
You don't see Edward Cullen style in here.
All vampires in this speak alien language. Weird talking. Irritation.
100% MAX guaranteed.
Story?
Vampires invade one small kampung.
Chase humans for 30 days of night.
No sun?
That's how fuck up the galaxy can be sometimes.
Until the last 30th day, almost survive.
The girlfriend and a little girl trapped, going to die.
The main character, don't know for god's sake what's his name again, inject vampire blood in himself.
Become vampire.
Fight against big boss.
He one shot-gun punch through the boss's mouth.
GG
0.0000001 out of 5 ( Noob Movie )
This is by far the worst movie I've ever seen in my last last last last life.
And will also be the worst movie for the next next next next life.
Same rating with "30 days of Night"
Same weird talking.
Epic gay Angels scene.
Epic gay God's idea.
Epic sohai Christianity Movie.
Whoever said this movie is good.
I can recommend you go die better, your existence in this world will only cause havoc.
Based on true events..
It's kinda creepy...
You go travel to this Slovakian city...
They treat you real nice...
Give you cheap cheap price to this hotel...
Bring you to clubbing...
Make you drunk...
Kidnap you...
Sort of selling you to psycho rich people...
They'd do anything to you..
As in...using sharp items...cut you up..
Screwdrivers..
Axe..
Guns..
Chainsaw...
Blah blah blah..you get the whole idea..
So...when go other countries...please please please be alert all the time...
Until half of the movie..
I saw something unexpected...
My reaction was..
"Boobs? HURRAY! BOOBS!"
You know la..
Foreigners...open minded ma..
3.2 out of 5 ( Meh Movie )
Err....disease spread...
People infected...
Turn into mindless zombies...
Eat people..
People survive...
GG dah..
3 out of 5 ( Meh Movie )
This one...
Combination of good and bad.
What's good?
More boobs, pretty ones too.
Killing scenes are unique. Original.
What's bad?
Killing scenes' effect are not so well done, but still good.
Story..ok ok only..
But ending...lame...
3.5 out of 5 ( Above Meh Movie *I love Robert Englund*)
Good movie.
Epic good movie.
It's in black and white style.
But beautifully done effects.
Combination of beautiful stories.
It's not 1 protagonist..running around...save damsel in distress..
Basically..this is a men-must-watch-movie.
Ok...I admit..also got boobs..
But doesn't matter in here..
It's the plot we're looking at now...
It's the idea of, sometimes bad guys are good guys too..
They have feelings too...
Must watch..
Please...go watch...
Men saja...tak intro bagi women..
At least, they won't understand how Men feels sometime..
And yea..sad endings...some are good..
But best movie.
This one I recommend it to go to Hall of Fame.
5 out of 5 ( "God Says Good" Movie )
This one...my living nightmare...
For the past 6 years..
I watched before, but that time keep forward all the killing scenes..
So now I challenge myself...
This movie..
Based on true event...
It's not editted like "Hostel"
It means..
What you watched in the movie, it actually happened..
Very very very sad movie...
But also very very very psychotic movie...
I really really don't know how to explain the story..
So I would just mention the characters briefly..
1 ugly butcher with chainsaw who cut people's face out and wear it like a mask.
1 crazy old folk who killed a cop, wears his uniform, support his adopted ugly nephew with the killings, more dinners for the whole family.
4 young adults. Victims.
This is one good classic horror movie.
A must-watch-movie for horror movies lover.
5 out of 5 ( "God Says Good" Movie )
Good.
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
A Must-watch-movie for men also.
Funny.
Dark humour.
Cool men.
Army men.
GG skills.
I hope this movie would make as mamy sequel as James Bond.
Seriously good.
If you're still a kid, watch this movie.
And you're a man now.
GG dahsyat good movie.
4.8 out of 5 ( "God Says You're Almost There" Movie )
Ok, my opinion?
This one has the most good looking poster ever.
Good looking protagonist also.
Damn manly.
Yes, must-watch-movie for Men.
Basically it's like the manga "Akumetsu"
Killing outlaws as an outlaw.
Very good plot.
Compared to the first Punisher movie, that one sucks sooo bad.
But this one I guarantee is good.
They have good soundtracks too! :D
4.5 out of 5 ( "God Says You're Almost There" Movie )
Ok...until here...Lazy..
Going to sleep...nite..
Follow my ratings...
Believe me... :D
Last week 1 week sem break holiday!
Ya, 1 week only!
Kanasai right?
The shortest sem break!
Other colleges at least 2 weeks!!
Mine only 1 week!!!!
Anyway during the holiday...
Finished 15 movies!
Planned to watch all in 1 week...
But I was smart enough to finish it in 2 days...
There goes my holiday...
Alright...let's be frank here...
I'm lazy...human nature...
No motivation to write so much reviews for 1 movie lo...
Hello..
15 movies le...oh, and yea, most of them are old movies!
Want to watch them when they were just released, but that time busy..
And mostly horror films!
Why?
Cause I like it..duh...
If you like ugly vampires, this is a movie for you.
You don't see Edward Cullen style in here.
All vampires in this speak alien language. Weird talking. Irritation.
100% MAX guaranteed.
Story?
Vampires invade one small kampung.
Chase humans for 30 days of night.
No sun?
That's how fuck up the galaxy can be sometimes.
Until the last 30th day, almost survive.
The girlfriend and a little girl trapped, going to die.
The main character, don't know for god's sake what's his name again, inject vampire blood in himself.
Become vampire.
Fight against big boss.
He one shot-gun punch through the boss's mouth.
GG
0.0000001 out of 5 ( Noob Movie )
This is by far the worst movie I've ever seen in my last last last last life.
And will also be the worst movie for the next next next next life.
Same rating with "30 days of Night"
Same weird talking.
Epic gay Angels scene.
Epic gay God's idea.
Epic sohai Christianity Movie.
Whoever said this movie is good.
I can recommend you go die better, your existence in this world will only cause havoc.
Based on true events..
It's kinda creepy...
You go travel to this Slovakian city...
They treat you real nice...
Give you cheap cheap price to this hotel...
Bring you to clubbing...
Make you drunk...
Kidnap you...
Sort of selling you to psycho rich people...
They'd do anything to you..
As in...using sharp items...cut you up..
Screwdrivers..
Axe..
Guns..
Chainsaw...
Blah blah blah..you get the whole idea..
So...when go other countries...please please please be alert all the time...
Until half of the movie..
I saw something unexpected...
My reaction was..
"Boobs? HURRAY! BOOBS!"
You know la..
Foreigners...open minded ma..
3.2 out of 5 ( Meh Movie )
Err....disease spread...
People infected...
Turn into mindless zombies...
Eat people..
People survive...
GG dah..
3 out of 5 ( Meh Movie )
This one...
Combination of good and bad.
What's good?
More boobs, pretty ones too.
Killing scenes are unique. Original.
What's bad?
Killing scenes' effect are not so well done, but still good.
Story..ok ok only..
But ending...lame...
3.5 out of 5 ( Above Meh Movie *I love Robert Englund*)
Good movie.
Epic good movie.
It's in black and white style.
But beautifully done effects.
Combination of beautiful stories.
It's not 1 protagonist..running around...save damsel in distress..
Basically..this is a men-must-watch-movie.
Ok...I admit..also got boobs..
But doesn't matter in here..
It's the plot we're looking at now...
It's the idea of, sometimes bad guys are good guys too..
They have feelings too...
Must watch..
Please...go watch...
Men saja...tak intro bagi women..
At least, they won't understand how Men feels sometime..
And yea..sad endings...some are good..
But best movie.
This one I recommend it to go to Hall of Fame.
5 out of 5 ( "God Says Good" Movie )
This one...my living nightmare...
For the past 6 years..
I watched before, but that time keep forward all the killing scenes..
So now I challenge myself...
This movie..
Based on true event...
It's not editted like "Hostel"
It means..
What you watched in the movie, it actually happened..
Very very very sad movie...
But also very very very psychotic movie...
I really really don't know how to explain the story..
So I would just mention the characters briefly..
1 ugly butcher with chainsaw who cut people's face out and wear it like a mask.
1 crazy old folk who killed a cop, wears his uniform, support his adopted ugly nephew with the killings, more dinners for the whole family.
4 young adults. Victims.
This is one good classic horror movie.
A must-watch-movie for horror movies lover.
5 out of 5 ( "God Says Good" Movie )
Good.
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
A Must-watch-movie for men also.
Funny.
Dark humour.
Cool men.
Army men.
GG skills.
I hope this movie would make as mamy sequel as James Bond.
Seriously good.
If you're still a kid, watch this movie.
And you're a man now.
GG dahsyat good movie.
4.8 out of 5 ( "God Says You're Almost There" Movie )
Ok, my opinion?
This one has the most good looking poster ever.
Good looking protagonist also.
Damn manly.
Yes, must-watch-movie for Men.
Basically it's like the manga "Akumetsu"
Killing outlaws as an outlaw.
Very good plot.
Compared to the first Punisher movie, that one sucks sooo bad.
But this one I guarantee is good.
They have good soundtracks too! :D
4.5 out of 5 ( "God Says You're Almost There" Movie )
Ok...until here...Lazy..
Going to sleep...nite..
Follow my ratings...
Believe me... :D
Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass
It is a good movie.
It is a also fun and educational.
It is a good movie for everyone just like you and me.
So, come on over, KIDS!
Let's watch Kick-Ass together! :D
The End.
Ok...who am I kidding with...
Kick-Ass is definitly a movie not suitable for children...
Why?
Dude, read the title!
It says "Kick-Ass"...Not "Kick-Butt"...
Hahaha, I'm serious...
This movie is kinda cruel, that includes gangster violence and some bad ass kung fu.
Awesome!
And yea, they swear a lot....damn lot...
Example:
Man A: "What's up, homi- "
Man B: "Fuck you"
Man C: "Dude, did yo-"
Man D: "Fuckish"
Man E: "hi, *smiley face*"
Man F: "You fucking fucker"
Yea...that lot...
Overall...
This movie is good...
But not that good...
Ratings should be around...
3.9 / 5
Can watch...
They ot a lot of dark humour inside...
Which really crack things up...
This movie are not really recommended for those who doesn't like:
Bloody, flesh splatting all over, and gangsterish beat up or torture.
So....
In this movie, there are only 4 "superheroes"...
Hit Girl, Big Daddy, Red Mist and Kick-Ass.
Notice how I arrange their names?
That is the ranking for them...
And hell yes, Kick Ass is last...
They should change the movie title to Hit Girl, not Kick-Ass..
I'm goin to intro the 4 of them fast..kinda hurry right now..
Hit Girl is only 11 years old like that...
But she kicks ass..
No...Is asses...
Involve in gun fights with 10++ ppl...kill them with KUNG FU AND GUNS!
She gets 10 out of 5 ratings from me...
Next is Big Daddy..
Hit Girl's Daddy...obviously the kick ass master!
Very man-ish.
9 out of 5...
Red Mist...
He's not a superhero...a villian actually...
Very easy to know de..
When you see "hero" with red and black colours...
He meant bad ass..
And no...
He suck...
He only got good taste in fashion..
And got a lot of cool gadgets..
But none are useful...
LAST!!!
Kick-Ass...
Worst superhero...
Fuck-up hero...
No fashion sense...
No fighting skills...
Kick-Ass..
Kick-Ass...
My parents are about to kick my ass now..
Tomorrow final exam...
Still go watch movie and blogging...
That's all for now... :D
It is a good movie.
It is a also fun and educational.
It is a good movie for everyone just like you and me.
So, come on over, KIDS!
Let's watch Kick-Ass together! :D
The End.
Ok...who am I kidding with...
Kick-Ass is definitly a movie not suitable for children...
Why?
Dude, read the title!
It says "Kick-Ass"...Not "Kick-Butt"...
Hahaha, I'm serious...
This movie is kinda cruel, that includes gangster violence and some bad ass kung fu.
Awesome!
And yea, they swear a lot....damn lot...
Example:
Man A: "What's up, homi- "
Man B: "Fuck you"
Man C: "Dude, did yo-"
Man D: "Fuckish"
Man E: "hi, *smiley face*"
Man F: "You fucking fucker"
Yea...that lot...
Overall...
This movie is good...
But not that good...
Ratings should be around...
3.9 / 5
Can watch...
They ot a lot of dark humour inside...
Which really crack things up...
This movie are not really recommended for those who doesn't like:
Bloody, flesh splatting all over, and gangsterish beat up or torture.
So....
In this movie, there are only 4 "superheroes"...
Hit Girl, Big Daddy, Red Mist and Kick-Ass.
Notice how I arrange their names?
That is the ranking for them...
And hell yes, Kick Ass is last...
They should change the movie title to Hit Girl, not Kick-Ass..
I'm goin to intro the 4 of them fast..kinda hurry right now..
Hit Girl is only 11 years old like that...
But she kicks ass..
No...Is asses...
Involve in gun fights with 10++ ppl...kill them with KUNG FU AND GUNS!
She gets 10 out of 5 ratings from me...
Next is Big Daddy..
Hit Girl's Daddy...obviously the kick ass master!
Very man-ish.
9 out of 5...
Red Mist...
He's not a superhero...a villian actually...
Very easy to know de..
When you see "hero" with red and black colours...
He meant bad ass..
And no...
He suck...
He only got good taste in fashion..
And got a lot of cool gadgets..
But none are useful...
LAST!!!
Kick-Ass...
Worst superhero...
Fuck-up hero...
No fashion sense...
No fighting skills...
Kick-Ass..
Kick-Ass...
My parents are about to kick my ass now..
Tomorrow final exam...
Still go watch movie and blogging...
That's all for now... :D
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